"He don't really talk" and that's a shame.

[shereads]

An Unusual Threesome

 

[Guest]

When Patches eats cheeseburgers he looks like someone my sister used to date.

 

[shereads]

When Patches eats cheeseburgers he looks like someone my sister used to date.

Why the name "Patches?" Shouldn't that be the car's name?

 

[jomar]

I saw him on a TV spot. Cute.

 

[shereads]

I saw him on a TV spot. Cute.

Cute? The animal does everything that can be done without opposable thumbs and a more flexible larnyx! I'll bet if he talked when he answered the phone instead of just moving his lips, you'd come up with something better than "cute."

I predict that Patches' muteness will lose him the presidency.

 

[Guest]

Why the name "Patches?" Shouldn't that be the car's name?

No, the car should be called "Spot."

For the speckles and for the horsie accidents.

 

[Guest]

Cute? The animal does everything that can be done without opposable thumbs and a more flexible larnyx! I'll bet if he talked when he answered the phone instead of just moving his lips, you'd come up with something better than "cute."

I predict that Patches' muteness will lose him the presidency.

They talk about the horse as if it is a child.

Good thing Patches is old enough so it won't be considered pedophilia.

 

[Stella_Omega]

hope those burgers are actually beef and not, for instance horsemeat...
but fuck, is that funny, and cute!

 

[jomar]

Cute? The animal does everything that can be done without opposable thumbs and a more flexible larnyx! I'll bet if he talked when he answered the phone instead of just moving his lips, you'd come up with something better than "cute."

I predict that Patches' muteness will lose him the presidency.

Ha! How about damn cute, or awesomely cute?

I think muteness in a politician would be welcome for a change.

 

[cloudy]

Our horses adore vinegar and salt potato chips, but I haven't thought of feeding them burgers...

 

[FatDino]

Is it okay to say that now my image of the knight in shining armor only includes that horse and no rider?

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

Is it okay to say that now my image of the knight in shining armor only includes that horse and no rider?

Hey, you CANT have a name like "FatDino" without putting up an avatar. It isn't fair.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

The cheeseburgers are a bit disturbing - horses should at least eat kosher if they're going to consume people food.

The should get him some loose and comfortable horsie goggles.

 

[FatDino]

Hey, you CANT have a name like "FatDino" without putting up an avatar. It isn't fair.

I'll put one in tonight when I get back to my room. I promise.

 

[cumallday]

In very very very bad taste...

How many people thought the gay cowboys were going to jump into bed with Patches at the end? I'll bet they save the grease from the cheeseburgers to lube up his big white horsecock.

 

[cloudy]

How many people thought the gay cowboys were going to jump into bed with Patches at the end? I'll bet they save the grease from the cheeseburgers to lube up his big white horsecock.

poor thing. Haven't been able to satisfy your bestiality fetish lately, have you?

 

[cumallday]

poor thing. Haven't been able to satisfy your bestiality fetish lately, have you?

The two things Patches has over my girlfriend: Doesn't talk and fetches beer on command.

 

[FallingToFly]

I love ponies for this reason- they are smarter than most of the people who own them. that makes me miss Socks....

And makes me very, very glad that he never developed a taste for riding in the car! It was bad enought to have him open my bedroom window and wake me up to feed him.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

How many people thought the gay cowboys were going to jump into bed with Patches at the end? I'll bet they save the grease from the cheeseburgers to lube up his big white horsecock.

Literally LOL.

 

[shereads]

Is Soylent Green still people?

 

[shereads]

Who else thinks this friendship with Patches could become a hindrance to the Thompson brothers' ability to attract babes?

But do they care?

 

[damppanties]

I'll put one in tonight when I get back to my room. I promise.

You're a girl!

 

[TE999]

Okay.

Where's the V/O?

"Hello, I'm Mr. Ed" (doin' Allan 'Rocky' Lane's voice)

 

[Guest]

Is Soylent Green still people?

*grin*

wonder what the cows in the pasture think when patches is out there, smelling like their long lost cousin...

 

[cumallday]

I think Patches will soon have the distinction of being the first youtube star to be rendered into bottles of glue.

Sorry, but the joke potential is limitless on this one. Nice find, shereads.