he died... so who was counting?!?

[beetlebum]

seriously!

 

[pointless]

not me.

just wanted to get that out there first.

 

[beetlebum]

i mean, maybe he carved it on his wall like prisoners do? or a jerk blog/diary? or perhaps they counted the amount of tissues he used?

 

[pointless]

i just wanna know how solved the chafing and cramping issues
not that... i mean... ummm....

 

[beetlebum]

i draw the line at 40 times in a row, personally.

42 is like woah! dude! settle down... y'know?

 

[bronzeage]

i draw the line at 40 times in a row, personally.

42 is like woah! dude! settle down... y'know?

If this guy died trying to break the record for jumping dumpsters on a skateboard, there would be a shrine to him where he hit the concrete.

I'm not buying into this one.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

We still don't have a cause of death, do we?

What was it? Dehydration? Suffocation? Drowning? Palm dandruff? What?

 

[RobDownSouth]

How very sad.

I think we're all gonna miss Byron.

 

[pointless]

probably the old ticker.

or young ticker, i guess.

either way, the heart is a total wuss. gets ya every time.

 

[Recidiva]

maybe he kept a little...hash mark count on his penis?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

"They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC."

*looks around nervously and gulps*

 

[pointless]

texture physics? how the hell did i miss that? texture physics?

 

[RobDownSouth]

texture physics? how the hell did i miss that? texture physics?

Cellulite

 

[beetlebum]

oh, snap!