He did 6 things to me in the first hour which I thought were illegal

[Shelby]

I just read this quote from an ex-girlfriend of Michael Hutchinson(sp) (INXS) Sure got me to wondering. My wicked mind can come up with a couple, but 6??

 

[Mustang Sally]

In the first hour, no less. That guy wastes no time.

 

[Shelby]

Imagine the second hour.

 

[MADDOG]

That's Aussie's for you. Hey, I'm one. Any takers?

 

[Sammyjo]

It's not polite to speak ill of the dead.

 

[minx]

That's Aussie's for you. Hey, I'm one. Any takers?

If you can come up with all six things, I'm yours!

 

[Temptress_1960]

Damn,

I was hoping someone would say just what those 6 things are.

Always open to new ideas LOL.

 

[MADDOG]

That's Aussie's for you. Hey, I'm one. Any takers?

If you can come up with all six things, I'm yours!

PLEASE! Somebody Email me the answers! I've seen Minx's pic and she's hot! I need to get this right quick!

 

[forgetunome]

Yeah....what were the 6 things...dammit...the suspense is killing me....and after the BB being down lastnight and going through withdrawals....my brains not working!!

Inquiring minds wanna know....they don't wanna guess!!!

 

[Shelby]

I wanna know also. That was her reply to being asked if he was good in bed.

6 things? Anybody?

 

[Closet Desire]

Maybe...

But I'll wager autoerotic asphyxiation wasn't one of them.

 

[MADDOG]

1. Using a Red Snapper to bring a girl to Orgasm. - Apparently done by members of Led Zep during an infamous 1968 party.

I don't know if any of you girls would want to try that one, but it's a start.

Any others?

MADDOG

 

[Temptress_1960]

Pardon me, my ignorance is showing

What's a Red Snapper?

Or is that another word for "Mr. Happy" LOL

 

[Guest]

A red snapper is a fish. And that story about Led Zeppelin was proven to be an urban legend.

 

[forgetunome]

1. Using a Red Snapper to bring a girl to Orgasm. - Apparently done by members of Led Zep during an infamous 1968 party.

I don't know if any of you girls would want to try that one, but it's a start.

Any others?

MADDOG

Now let's see....if the Red Snapper were kept alive and out of water....hmmm....held in the right position....thrashing back and forth.....it's tail hitting the clit....yeah...I could see it happening.....

 

[Expertise]

I hope it was just the tail. Don't Red Snapper have those semi nasty spines behind their dorsal fin.

YIKES!

 

[Guest]

Hey, I thought fish police was pretty damn funny! Where's my validation? I want validation, damnit!

 

[MADDOG]

As the legend goes, the band were holed up in a hotel in Seattle that coincidently happened to look over an enourmous lake. Someone soon realised you could buy fishing tackle from the lobby and fish from the hotel window. The room was full of groupies, the lake was full of snappers, and before long some guests were tying a groupie to the bed while others set about catching a fish. They then used the first live snapper to bring the girl to orgasm as the crowded room cheered them on.

Now, I don't know how true that is... but that's the legend.

Fish Police, where did you here that it had been disproven? I find it odd, but I've never heard anyone refute it with any real evidence?

MADDOG

 

[Guest]

I was watching VH1 one day, and Behind the Music came on, so I continued to watch. That story came up, and the band members themselves said the story wasn't true.

Now where's my validation?

 

[forgetunome]

MADDOG....

The only place in Seattle that would have a hotel on water would be Elliot Bay which would definitely be enormous for a lake! As it leads to the Pacific. But...as to being able to fish from the hotel window....I don't think so....but...it's a funny story!

 

[Guest]

Man, you people suck. No love for a lonely unregistered guest. I'll keep my fishy humor to myself then.

 

[MADDOG]

No Fish Police! Your humour was very much appeciated. I found it pretty funny. Love the name.

But there is one thing... Shaging a girl with a fish is pretty out there. If you did it, and someone asked you on TV if you did it, would you own up? I sure as hell wouldn't! So don't discount it just yet. I do agree that it's unlikely though.

As for fishing from the window, maybe, maybe not, but the rest could be true. Snapper's a good eating fish though. I wonder what they did with it after? I'm thinking Fried in flower and butter... Probably leave a slightly different after taste than usual though.

MADDOG

 

[DriveSouth]

And: Red Snapper is a salt water fish, could not have come from a lake...

 

[forgetunome]

Drive South...

If it were true...and it was a hotel in Seattle on water...it would have to be Elliot Bay which is Salt water and not a lake.

 

[SimplySouthern]

What has this thread become?

An argument over fish? (much love to the Fish Police...you know how I feel about uniforms) LOL

Back to the topic at hand. Legality in sexuality.

If they were in the state of NC...there are any myriad of things he could have done in one hour which would have been illegal. Under the laws here anything and everything is illegal besides missionary position with a person of the opposite sex that you are legally married to.

I can think of 10 things right off the top of my head that I would LIKE to do now that garner me "lawbreaker" status.....