Hay, we're pubblished!!!

[DurtGurl]

My first storey has finally been poasted, and I'm so excited I almost wet my pants but I wasn't wearing any fortunately. Its at

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=89412

MathGirl and DirtMan (my co-collaboratter) toald me I shouldn't make such a big fuss about it, but I just cant help myself. It's almost as good as a guy leaving me a $5 tip for a beer and a shot when I didn't even show him any tit.

Thank you Dirtie. My art would be as flatt as yesterdays' fart without you.

Watch for more DurtGurl storeys apearing at your local smut sight soon. Read down at the bottom of the storey and get your name in the hat for the montheley drawing.

DG and Dirtie

 

[MathGirl]

Kudeaux

Dear DurtGurl,
Congratulations, dear, on having your first story posted. I'm sure it will be the first of many.

I know how hard you and DirtMan worked to perfect it, and I'm certain it will be well received.
Hug, Diane

Ps. I sure hope the story didn't miss the mark.

 

[DurtGurl]

Gosh

Dear MathGirl,
Oh, thank you so much for replying to my massage. Just knowing your' out there gives me a warm feeling inside.

Im glad you liked the storey which Dirtie and myself wroat. It took a lot of work to get it just right and make sure all the suttle nooances and stuff were in there right and not all backwards and stuff if you know what I mean.

Thank you again for your kindness. You must be a wonderful person in addition to being georgous.

DurtGurl

Ps. What mark?

 

[oggbashan]

Recognition

It's there. I've read it.

It is a classic that deserves to be a standard text for potential volunteer editors to show them that naive art is worthwhile.

Don't let anyone suggest that you change a word, DurtGurl. It is brilliant as it is and deserves to have an "H" for HOT.

Og.

 

[DurtGurl]

Blush

Originally posted by oggbashan Don't let anyone suggest that you change a word, DurtGurl. It is brilliant as it is and deserves to have an "H" for HOT.Og.

Gosh, Oggie, thank you for the nice words. Its' very encourageing to know I have such supportive reader's.
DG

Ps. There are two more storeys which have been submited hereto. I bet my fans can haredly wait.

 

[DarlingNikki]

That was great! Well it would have been better if the tits had been bigger, but I gave it a 5 anyway. I didn't send feedback though, because the last thing I want is to be entered into ya'll's monthly drawing.

 

[Master_Vassago]

Well hot damn durtgurl, that was great. I have to type this one handed though as I am still thinking about that hot story.

All fun aside, it was too funny. Good job.

 

[TheEarl]

Nice one durtgurl. Loved the dialogue.

The Earl

 

[Chicklet]

I'd never heard the phrase "bird finger" - you learn something new every day. Thank you, durtgurl, for educating me = )

I'm interested to know what notes you wrote to Laurel, if any, when submitting this story.

Gave it a five.

 

[pop_54]

Wowee!!!

You did it gurl, nice one, bloody lovely little story Durt Gurl, my word so moving nearly brought tears to my eyes at times, in fact I almost fell off my chair.

This is just a first step my love, I can see your stories one day gracing the bookshelves alongside such classics as 'Wuthering thingie' and Far From the Madding wositsname'.

I gave it 5'ish, bloody marvelous darling keep it up, you know like your boyfriends Todger, and pass my congratulations on to your co-author Dirt Man.

pops...............

 

[DurtGurl]

Re: Wowee!!!

Originally posted by pop_54 You did it gurl, nice one, bloody lovely little story Durt Gurl, my word so moving nearly brought tears to my eyes at times, in fact I almost fell off my chair.

Dear Pop,
Thank you so much for the complements. I'll make sure your name goes in the hat for the big monthly draweing.
DG

Pee Ess. Part 2 should be comeing out soon in the next few days unless it never does come out at all which is always a very distinct possibility.

 

[DurtGurl]

Oh boy hot damn!

Hey everbody,
I got my other storey posted just a while ago and I know you all will want to be sure to read it and enjoy it if for no other reason than to get you're name in the hat for the big monethly drawing.

I hope is't okay to toot my own horn and poast a linc here because as i always say if you don't do it to yourself whose going to do it to you. Ha ha

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=89413

More storeys to come, so keep your breath baited.

DG

 

[DurtGurl]

Ars gratia artis

I'm interested to know what notes you wrote to Laurel, if any, when submitting this story. Gave it a five.

Dear Chick,
Thank you for the nice vote. Your'e name gos into the had along with all the other people for the monthly prize drawing.

I didn't write any notes. My art was appreciated for itself.
DG

 

[MathGirl]

DG's new story

DurtGurl's first and possibly finest story has finally been posted. Let's all rush over there to give it a read and support the fledgling genius.
MG

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=89408

 

[oggbashan]

Re: DG's new story

DurtGurl's first and possibly finest story has finally been posted. Let's all rush over there to give it a read and support the fledgling genius.
MG

http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=89408

DurtGurl's output continues to amaze. Such technique, such mastery of language, such attention to detail deserves a special award.

Any suggestions for such an award? A gold plated pierced pussy with built in echo chamber?

Og

 

[dr_mabeuse]

I read most of it, but by the time I got to the part where that one guy was screwing her I thought I'd pretty much figured out the ending so I just scanned the rest.

Was I wrong! That ending hit me like a bucket full of hot gism right between the eyes! O. Henry, move your ass on over; DurtGurl's in town!

That being said, I did have some trouble with Shaquille's motivation. I just didn't think it was consistent with his character. Maybe less dialog would have helped. And it would have helped if you'd told us more and showed us less.

Also, I don't mean to sound nitpicky, but aren't there three"g"s in "AAAaaarrrrggghhh"? I believe you had "AAAaaaarrrrrgghhhh"

Also you spelled "rectim" wrong. It's spelled "rectom".

But all these are minor cavils.

One question remains: I'd like to know if this is autobiographical?


---dr.M.

 

[MathGirl]

Was I wrong! That ending hit me like a bucket full of hot gism right between the eyes! O. Henry, move your ass on over; DurtGurl's in town!

That being said, I did have some trouble with Shaquille's motivation. I just didn't think it was consistent with his character. Maybe less dialog would have helped. And it would have helped if you'd told us more and showed us less.

Also, I don't mean to sound nitpicky, but aren't there three"g"s in "AAAaaarrrrggghhh"? I believe you had "AAAaaaarrrrrgghhhh"

Also you spelled "rectim" wrong. It's spelled "rectom".

But all these are minor cavils.

One question remains: I'd like to know if this is autobiographical?
---dr.M.

Dear Dr M,
Coming from an old misogynist such as you, DurtGurl will take that as a compliment.

She was useing the Continental form of "AAAaaarrrggghhhh," but either spelling must be considered correct.

Rectam?

Cavil us no cavils.

DG's Mom

 

[DurtGurl]

Hooray for me!

High, all,
Once again DurtGurl has somehow managed to slip one past the censors. If your looking for a well written, romantic story with good character development and an interesting plot, stay well away from "Patty and the Jukes Family." The place to avoid is:
http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=209212

If yer looking for nothing but oral, anal, interracial, incest, and involvement of a household pet, you might find it uplifting.

DurtGurl

Ps. Don't wear dark cloths when you read it. It's full of cat hair.

Pps. Dr.M: You might like this one. It's got sheep.

 

[MathGirl]

Good grief!

Dear Durt Gurl,
I found "Patty and the Jukes Family" to be poorly written, badly edited, and without any redeeming social value whatsoever. Your regular perv..... readers should love it.

MG

Ps. You might have developed the character of Beatrice the ewe more fully.

Pps. You stole Frieda the cat from me.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Bird Finger

I'd never heard the phrase "bird finger" - you learn something new every day. Thank you, durtgurl, for educating me = )

That reminds me of the story about one of our greatest composers in history, Carl Michael Bellman. He wrote wonderful pieces of music, but he had th naughty nature of Mozart, Peeves and Batman's Joker, all in one. There are many stories about his pranks, and this is one of them.

Bellman was out walking with a sweet young upperclass lady. As the lady leaned her lily-white hand on a fence they were passing, a bird made its number 2 high up in the air, and the stuff landed right on her index finger.

The lady screamed and whined and complained, and asked Bellman to take a knife and cut the soiled bodypart off her hand, surely she would never feel clean again otherwise. Bellman told her that he would do as she had asked, but adviced her that it might be best that she didn't look as he did this. He took her to a plank, and had her stick the dirty finger through a hole, while he himseld walked around to the other side of the plank to cut the finger off.

BUT, instead of actually cutting the finger off, he picked up a stick from the ground, and hit the lady's protruding finger with it, as hard as he could.

"Ouch!" shouted the little lady, pulled her finger out from the whole - and stuck it in her mouth...

 

[MathGirl]

Gd Grf!

Originally posted by Svenskaflicka pulled her finger out from the whole

Dear Svenska,
I think you're reading too much DurtGurl.
MG

 

[DurtGurl]

Big Drawing!

RESULTS OF THE FIRST MONTHLY DURT GURL DRAWING FOR A BLOWJOB OR SOMETHING ELSE, DEPENDING:

When DurtGurl closed her eyes and drew a name out of the hat, the winner was .............. PrinceJ!!!! Hoorayyy!!

Unfortunately, he was not present, so no prize was awarded for the month of April.

Darn! I had somthin special in mind for that boy. Oh, well.

Dont forget to read and vote on DG's storeys so as to get yer name in the hat for the next big monthely drawing.
DG

 

[MathGirl]

Cringe, cower .........

I'm deeply worried. Over 20.000 people have read DurtGurl's stories.

Frankly, that gives me great concern over the future of western civilization.

MG

 

[oggbashan]

Don't worry MG.

DG has a long way to go to pass the number of Americans who believe they have been abducted by aliens. Now that does worry me - not the abductions, but the belief.

There are probably more than that number of UK citizens who think we should burn The White House - again.

Bring back the war of 1812. We lost but burning The White House seemed a good idea at the time.

Og

 

[Dirt Man]

My congratulations as well...

Great work Gurl, I knew you had it in you. And on you, and around you, and all over the place. Ahem. My continued wishes on your good hunting my lovely love child's panty shield. I think you have finally hit on a winner for the monthly contests here.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man