Having shit shoved up your dick.

[gypsywitch]

Do I have your attention now? Am I just being anal?

Excuse me butttt...

what's with all the anal facination with no helmet about anyway?

If I were a guy and I was gonna ram my rod up someone's poop shoot I'd be putting on a condom for my own protection.

Discuss ~

 

[phrodeau]

Would a condom protect you from gerbil bites?

 

[morewickedfun]

I wouldn't put anything up anyones "poopshoot"
ick.

 

[Moon Dragon]

Do I have your attention now? Am I just being anal?

Excuse me butttt...

what's with all the anal facination with no helmet about anyway?

If I were a guy and I was gonna ram my rod up someone's poop shoot I'd be putting on a condom for my own protection.

Discuss ~

If I were a man I wouldn't bareback an ass either.

 

[sexslut]

It's nasty

That's why. Feels real good.

 

[gypsywitch]

I also don't suck dirty dick.

Takes notes fellas.

I will suck sack and lick a clean hole though.

 

[DevilishTexan]

I put a cork in my junk. I whittled from the cork of a 1985 Castello Di Ama Bellavista Chianti.


My lovers appreciate the small touch of class.

 

[plasticman33]

Hmmmm..........

http://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/extra1/a2m.gif

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I put a cork in my junk. I whittled from the cork of a 1985 Castello Di Ama Bellavista Chianti.


My lovers appreciate the small touch of class.

What If You Popped Yer Cork!?

LOL

 

[gypsywitch]

I'll suck my own pussy juice off of you btw.

Just wanted to make that clear.

 

[Lancecastor]

Would a condom protect you from gerbil bites?

You have a hot date friday nite, I gather?

 

[plasticman33]

I'll suck my own pussy juice off of you btw.

Just wanted to make that clear.

OK!!

http://www.pushupstairs.com/images/emoticon/extra1/1415.gif

 

[Moon Dragon]

I put a cork in my junk. I whittled from the cork of a 1985 Castello Di Ama Bellavista Chianti.


My lovers appreciate the small touch of class.

Uncork it and it sprays everywhere, huh?

Then again, Chianti doesn't do that.

 

[Lancecastor]

I'll suck my own pussy juice off of you btw.

Just wanted to make that clear.

It had better be clear.

I'm not datin no Chunky Soup girls.

 

[DevilishTexan]

What If You Popped Yer Cork!?

LOL

Well thats half the fun. When I'm done I pull out and launch like a champagne bottle. Then we toast.

 

[TWB]

first of all, usually the colon is not packed with poop, so general ass fucking does not ram shit up one's weenie hole.
I suppose its possible to get an infection from anal sex, but I never have.
lastly, condoms should always be used with new or untested partners with any sexual intercourse.

 

[garbage can]

If I were a guy and I was gonna ram my rod up someone's poop shoot I'd be putting on a condom for my own protection.

Discuss ~

A phallus erectus is not meant to plunge into an anus colonus

It's meant to plunge into a pussy vaginus or a cavitus mouthus pharynxus

 

[Equinoxe]

A phallus erectus is not meant to plunge into an anus colonus

It's meant to plunge into a pussy vaginus or a cavitus mouthus pharynxus

Your Latin is terrible.

 

[dead.jihadist]

If I were a guy and I was gonna ram my rod up someone's poop shoot I'd be putting on a condom for my own protection.

Discuss ~

guys,by nature are sexual pigs.i suspect that if you were a guy you would stick your dick wherever you could, whenever you could. with or without a condom.

 

[Igor_1066]

You're certainly correct with a stranger, but it is not unreasonable to expect a long term partner to "be prepared" with a pre-date high colonic. There is a passage in Mailer's Ancient Evenings about sperm calling to sperm and other related beliefs that may go a long way to explaining the desirability of bareback, at least with someone that you want to bind to you.

 

[marksgirl]

I also don't suck dirty dick.

Takes notes fellas.

I will suck sack and lick a clean hole though.

Ass to mouth porn makes me wanna hurl...how fucking gross is that? Besides you can get shit like hepatitis from doing that! *barf*

 

[plasticman33]

Ass to mouth porn makes me wanna hurl...how fucking gross is that? Besides you can get shit like hepatitis from doing that! *barf*

Prude!

 

[marksgirl]

Prude!

LOL yeah that's me alright!

 

[plasticman33]

LOL yeah that's me alright!

Figured it was the grandma coming out in ya.

 

[marksgirl]

Figured it was the grandma coming out in ya.

Watch it Pappy!