Having sex with a fork?

[Evil_Geoff]

DVS, have we told you lately that you're just evil...but in a good way.

DVS is NOT evil... _I'M_ Evil... damn it... *pouts*

 

[Evil_Geoff]

I've never had sex with a fork... Or any other utensil. It's not that I'm prejudiced or anything, but I'm sorry, I don't date outside my own species...

 

[graceanne]

I've never had sex with a fork... Or any other utensil. It's not that I'm prejudiced or anything, but I'm sorry, I don't date outside my own species...

I'm not sure if utensils are even a species. Don't you need to be alive to be considered a species?

And don't worry, we all know that you're evil and DVS is devious.

 

[graceanne]

what feeling do you get from a fork going in your ass? i mean that ""to me"" is just like a finger in another words too small. Why not try a curling iron?? Plug it in put it in your ass OR your pussy then play with yourself... turn on the heat get close to cumming or the heat gets too hot shut it off let it cool down, then resume play. do that a few times then just let it go... now that feels damn good

The more you post the more and more certain I am that you're a troll.

 

[Marquis]

There seems to be a deluge of inane threads on this board recently.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

There seems to be a deluge of inane threads on this board recently.

Then throw them onto the GB.

 

[catalina_francisco]

Then throw them onto the GB.

LOL, that is exactly where I have sent a couple of them in past days.

Catalina

 

[AngelicAssassin]

LOL, that is exactly where I have sent a couple of them in past days.

Catalina

Thanks darlin'.

 

[DVS]

I've never had sex with a fork... Or any other utensil. It's not that I'm prejudiced or anything, but I'm sorry, I don't date outside my own species...

and you call YOURself...evil?

OK, I've never forked anywone, either. But, I'm only devious.

 

[graceanne]

and you call YOURself...evil?

OK, I've never forked anywone, either. But, I'm only devious.

Oh for pete sakes. You're not ONLY devious. Nothing wrong with being devious, doesn't make you less than evil.

Geez, men and their egos.

 

[Etoile]

The more you post the more and more certain I am that you're a troll.

My brain refuses to let me read anything posted by someone with the phrase "dominate lady" in their username.

 

[shy slave]

My brain refuses to let me read anything posted by someone with the phrase "dominate lady" in their username.

I am still wondering if he is looking for a lady to dominate, or looking for a Dominant lady.

And the use of the word 'lady' just confuses me.

I veer from images of a woman with a china tea cup in one hand and whip in the other, to a very sweet, shy woman in a victorian nightgown hiding saying 'oh no, Mama said men go on top and its all over in 2.5 minutes. She never mentioned handcuffs at all'


My head hurts

 

[Etoile]

I am still wondering if he is looking for a lady to dominate, or looking for a Dominant lady.

Oh, totally the latter. I'm sure of it. *snicker*

 

[shy slave]

Oh, totally the latter. I'm sure of it. *snicker*

Well that means I can join you in not reading those posts.

Maybe we should bundle him up and send him to Net or Shadowsdream?

They could ship him to the sweetdommes when they are done...

I am begining to wonder if I have an evil twin inside me recently.

 

[Acoradra]

Spork is definately the cross-utensil to use for this, if any, don't try a Knork.