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Hey, I'm a guy and I was wondering; does anyone else love fucking themselves with a fork? You obviously have to be careful, but once it's in, it's the nicest feeling EVER. You should try it, it's great.
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i use salad tongs. 
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forkfucker said:
Dude what would your projection be for someone whom is bisexual ? A splade perhaps ?
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Xelebes said:
oh my........smiles......a splade is a utensil half way between a fork and a spoon. Has 'duality'
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@}-}rebecca---- said:oh my........smiles......a splade is a utensil half way between a fork and a spoon. Has 'duality'
We call them sporks, was thinking of the same thing actually.
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A fork? that sounds painfull and not in a good kind of way!
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forkfucker said:
I guess I suck because I can't picture how someone would do this.
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pellso27 said:
I would agree if your a woman but what about a cucumber??
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You know...sex with a fork isn't a bad idea. You just need another item to complete the thought, though. A violet wand.
Hold the fork in one hand, and hook up the wand with the body plate attached to you somewhere. Then, the metal fork is an electrode as long as you hold on to it. Shove that puppy up your ass and feel it tingle the whole time.
Now, flip it around and use the handle to shove up your ass. Turn the wand up higher so you can feel your asshole twitching from the electricity. I bet you'll be cumming in no time at all.
Personally, I'd use the handle end the whole time. I'm sure the thought to use a fork was not properly thought out, and we'll let it go at that. OK, time to bend over and shove that handle up your ass. And, be ready to clean up the mess when you cum all over yourself.
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Hold the fork in one hand, and hook up the wand with the body plate attached to you somewhere. Then, the metal fork is an electrode as long as you hold on to it. Shove that puppy up your ass and feel it tingle the whole time.
Now, flip it around and use the handle to shove up your ass. Turn the wand up higher so you can feel your asshole twitching from the electricity. I bet you'll be cumming in no time at all.
Personally, I'd use the handle end the whole time. I'm sure the thought to use a fork was not properly thought out, and we'll let it go at that. OK, time to bend over and shove that handle up your ass. And, be ready to clean up the mess when you cum all over yourself.
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leeroy jenkins said:
I'm done both a carrot and a cuke, I like the English cukes the best.
Well, I do have this thing for a nice ripe cantaloupe, but this is another thread....
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sighs Is this forking thread still going......................................................
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@}-}rebecca---- said:sighs Is this forking thread still going......................................................
well I did just try a hijack...
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what feeling do you get from a fork going in your ass? i mean that ""to me"" is just like a finger in another words too small. Why not try a curling iron?? Plug it in put it in your ass OR your pussy then play with yourself... turn on the heat get close to cumming or the heat gets too hot shut it off let it cool down, then resume play. do that a few times then just let it go... now that feels damn good
what feeling do you get from a fork going in your ass? i mean that ""to me"" is just like a finger in another words too small. Why not try a curling iron?? Plug it in put it in your ass OR your pussy then play with yourself... turn on the heat get close to cumming or the heat gets too hot shut it off let it cool down, then resume play. do that a few times then just let it go... now that feels damn good
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