Having a crush on a straight woman....

[Starfish]

My heart is tripping me out.


Ouch.

 

[Guest]

I know, I've told you too much about my wife, sorry. She just has this way of attracting the ladies....

Tell you what. I'll talk to her, put in a good word for you, and who knows? You just might be her first.... would you like that?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Originally posted by Starfish

You're straight?

*sobbing*

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Re: Re: Having a crush on a straight woman....

You're straight?

*sobbing*

I'm a tiny little bit bent

 

[Zamdrist]

My heart is tripping me out.
Ouch.

I want details. Is she a hot momma? What's she like? Cool? Suave? Sultry?

Details Please!

 

[RisiaSkye]

Starfish: been there, honey. My empathy. ~ ~

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Re: Re: Having a crush on a straight woman....

I'm a tiny little bit bent

Do I get a spanking, Madame?

 

[CoolCucumber]

You know...it's hard for us straight males who have crushes on openly lesbian friends. Almost depressing even...it's like I want to tell her...do you realize what you're doing to me? But I just can't...I feel for ya, maybe in almost the same way...but not quite...
-CoolCucumber

 

[scylis]

you know, that's not much of a problem for me. well, her being straight, anyways. just having a crush is the problem. everybody wants to be my goddamn friend, is all. except one, but i lost her.


anyway, *hugs* sorry, my apprentice. take these great words of Jedi wisdom and use them well: life sucks.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Oh no, scylis! You have the dreaded "friend" curse?

Ok, it's not fatal if we act quickly.

First of all, take off all of your clothes so that I may properly examine you.

 

[scylis]

ohhhhh no no no no no.....

 

[lavender]

 

[Starfish]

Re: Re: Having a crush on a straight woman....

Sorry Stormy, I like the idea, but I am talking about a bit more that a lusty crush. I know I said crush, but this could be love.
Since you are the only person who has access to insider information about my personal life and feelings, I'll pm you and tell you who.

You're straight?

*sobbing*

Oh God NO! I am very very much a lover of Women.

You are on my list of bisexual women to adore and praise with slutty licks and kisses.

I just have a thing for a certain straight woman and my heart is getting all lumped up and shit.

I still love my lickerish and will not stop stalking her or being her friend, even though I suck and havn't gotten ICQ yet like I said I would for her.

Okay, I'll give a little away...

She is on this board. She not only COOL, but sauve, more than SEXY! ANnnnnnnnnnnd! is sassy, sweet, and super ultra mega mega woman-"fucking AMAZING!" She has a big huge heart, and she is such a woman that all the good men adore her. I can't say too much more or she'll figure it out that it's her.

Oh, and yes, it's a secret. Maybe she knows. I can't say



Pant Pant.

I am sorry that you too Risia, have experianced the strangeness of this feeling. I really thank you for the empathy.

Cool Cucumber, you know, my husband and I were talking about that just tonight. It must be hard. You have my sympathy. Watch Chasing Amy, and figure out if you have any guy friends who might be sort of dependant on you. If so, don't say a word.... otherwise, tell her your feelings. She can only be flattered, even if they aren't reciprocated, and well, you never know.

Love has no gender.

 

[Guest]

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I know this

Thankyou Lavy.

 

[Starfish]

Who's the lucky lady?

((((Fishiekins))))

Not telling, but after what I just said to you in private, well hey, it could be you. You never know!



I love being sneeky and mischevious. My guile exceeds my typing skills tonight.

Muahhhhhhahahahahah.....
(wow! haven't done one of those in ages.)

 

[lavender]

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Re: Re: Re: Having a crush on a straight woman....

Love has no gender.

This is so true, so so so so true

 

[MechaBlade]

Yeah, I have no lesbian crushes, just women-who-won't-fuck-me crushes. If I had a lesbian crush though, I could always console myself by realizing it's not my fault (that I'm a man).

MechaBlade

 

[Guest]

Yeah, I have no lesbian crushes, just women-who-won't-fuck-me crushes. If I had a lesbian crush though, I could always console myself by realizing it's not my fault (that I'm a man).

MechaBlade

LMFAO!!!


And Nessus, thanks for making me smile this morning. You are charming as always.

 

[Guest]

I suppose in reality this isn't very different than having a crush on someone that's married or otherwise unattainable. We all have that one.......

 

[alltherage]

perhaps she is slightly bent but does not know it yet.

 

[Wiggles]

I suppose in reality this isn't very different than having a crush on someone that's married or otherwise unattainable. We all have that one.......

I agree.

So who else is feeling like a curious cat?

I wanna know! I wanna know!

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Re: Re: Having a crush on a straight woman....

She is on this board. She not only COOL, but sauve, more than SEXY! ANnnnnnnnnnnd! is sassy, sweet, and super ultra mega mega woman-"fucking AMAZING!" She has a big huge heart, and she is such a woman that all the good men adore her. I can't say too much more or she'll figure it out that it's her.

Well, that leaves me out!

I've been called a lot of things, but sassy, sweet and ultra mega woman aren't among them.