Having a blah moment.
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InnocentAngel81
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"but i wipe my own ass" smile please you always try to cheer me up
Black_Bird
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Blah.
Now, doesn't that make you feel better?
Yes, my ass has a high IQ.
Now, doesn't that make you feel better?
Yes, my ass has a high IQ.
Black_Bird
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Look at my response to the "Blondes have brains too..." thread. I think my response is funny.
Doubt anyone else does, but it's worth a try, isn't it?
Doubt anyone else does, but it's worth a try, isn't it?
Kelly_Liscious
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Ezarc said:
Yes, anyone know a good joke. I also seem to be having a blah/boring night.
PacificBlue
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Ezarc said:
Guy walks into a bar...say's "Ouch!"
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What? You didn't like my joke???
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The thread "Girlfriend 1.0" has some pretty funny computer program jokes on it.
Cheer up.
*going to look for a fresh joke*
Moon
Cheer up.
*going to look for a fresh joke*
Moon
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Ok, I think I told this one recently here, but you may not have seen it.
Three cowboys are out riding the range. One's from Texas, another's from California, and the last one's from Oregon.
The Texan pulls out a bottle of whiskey, takes a slug, throws it up in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it.
The Californian cries out: "Why'd you do that to that full bottle of perfectly good whiskey?"
"It was made in Texas, and we got plenty of it there."
Pretty soon, the Californian pulls out a bottle of wine, glugs a quarter of it down, throws it in the air and shoots it with his pistol.
"Now, why'd you do that?" the Oregonian inquires.
"It was made in California, and we got plenty of it there."
A little bit later, the Oregonian takes out a bottle of beer, takes a big swig, puts it back in his pocket, pulls out his gun, and shoots the Californian.
"Now why'd you go and do that?" The Texan asked.
"That was a bottle of beer brewed in Oregon, we got plenty of Californians there, and the bottles worth a nickle."
Moon
PS, I'm from Kansas City, lived in California the last two years, and just moved to Oregon 6 months ago. They really think like that.....lol
Three cowboys are out riding the range. One's from Texas, another's from California, and the last one's from Oregon.
The Texan pulls out a bottle of whiskey, takes a slug, throws it up in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it.
The Californian cries out: "Why'd you do that to that full bottle of perfectly good whiskey?"
"It was made in Texas, and we got plenty of it there."
Pretty soon, the Californian pulls out a bottle of wine, glugs a quarter of it down, throws it in the air and shoots it with his pistol.
"Now, why'd you do that?" the Oregonian inquires.
"It was made in California, and we got plenty of it there."
A little bit later, the Oregonian takes out a bottle of beer, takes a big swig, puts it back in his pocket, pulls out his gun, and shoots the Californian.
"Now why'd you go and do that?" The Texan asked.
"That was a bottle of beer brewed in Oregon, we got plenty of Californians there, and the bottles worth a nickle."
Moon
PS, I'm from Kansas City, lived in California the last two years, and just moved to Oregon 6 months ago. They really think like that.....lol
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cybergirly
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I'm feeling blah too Ezarc.
Must be a full moon tonight. *sigh*
Must be a full moon tonight. *sigh*
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cybergirly1989 said:
I thought the full moon already happened and I missed it.....
*running to go check*
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cybergirly
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MoonWolf said:
You made me almost laugh....thanks
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yup. full moon was earlier this week. We're on the down side of it down.....that's probably the problem. Happened 24th, 25th, and 26th.
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Moon Phases:
http://www.googol.com/moon/
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Moon Phases:
http://www.googol.com/moon/
thumbs2_ca
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Hmm I hate the blahs
ok ok ok ok
oldie
These two guys were out golfing and one guy hits the ball and it lands in a little patch of buttercups.
He swings his club three or four times (golfs like I do) and destroys the little patch of butter cups before getting his ball out of them.
Poof.. Mother nature appears and she is pissed!!!!!
Look what you have done to my pretty little butter cups! Do you know how long it took me to make those?
For that you will get no butter for your popcorn for a year! Hell You will not get any butter for your toast for a year either! Damnit I am so mad you are not going to get any butter for the rest of your damn life! and she disappears.
He gets his composure and yells over to his friend.
Hey Harry where are you?
Harry responds... I am over here in the damn pussy willows.
He Yells over... For God Sakes do not swing your club!
ok ok ok ok
oldie
These two guys were out golfing and one guy hits the ball and it lands in a little patch of buttercups.
He swings his club three or four times (golfs like I do) and destroys the little patch of butter cups before getting his ball out of them.
Poof.. Mother nature appears and she is pissed!!!!!
Look what you have done to my pretty little butter cups! Do you know how long it took me to make those?
For that you will get no butter for your popcorn for a year! Hell You will not get any butter for your toast for a year either! Damnit I am so mad you are not going to get any butter for the rest of your damn life! and she disappears.
He gets his composure and yells over to his friend.
Hey Harry where are you?
Harry responds... I am over here in the damn pussy willows.
He Yells over... For God Sakes do not swing your club!
