Having A Bad Day?

Isolde

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Having A Bad Day?
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A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the
kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle when it
accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handle
bars, was dragged through the glass patio doors and along with the
motorcycle dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the
crash, ran into the dining room and found her husband lying on the floor,
cut and bleeding, the motorcycle lying next to him, and the shattered
patio door. The wife ran to the phone and summoned the ambulance. Because
they lived on a fairly large hill, the wife went down the several flights of stairs
to the street to escort the paramedics to her husband.

After the ambulance arrived and transported the man to the hospital, the
wife uprighted the motorcycle and pushed it outside. Seeing that gas was
spilled on the floor, the wife got some paper towels, blotted up the
gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet.

The man was treated and released to come home. Upon arriving home, he
looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle.
He became despondent, went to the bathroom, sat down on the toilet and
smoked a cigarette.

After finishing the cigarette, he flipped it between his legs into the
toilet bowl while seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard the loud
explosion and her husband screaming. She ran into the bathroom and found
her husband lying on the floor. His trousers had been blown away and he
was suffering burns on the buttocks, the back of his legs, and his groin.

The wife again ran to the phone to call the ambulance. The very same
paramedic crew was dispatched and the wife met them at the street. The
paramedics loaded the husband on to the stretcher and began carrying
him to the street. While they were going down the stairs to the street
accompanied by the wife, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the
husband had burned himself.

She told them and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them
slipped and tipped the stretcher, dumping the husband out. He fell down
the remaining stairs and broke his arm.

Taken from a Florida Newspaper.
 
Still Having A Bad Day?

Still having a bad day?

Just remember, it could be worse. . . .

1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil
spill in Alaska was $80, 000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and
applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate
them both.

2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a
carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After
weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an axe leaving her
mentally retarded.

3. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking
frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards
the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she
whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm
in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his
Walkman.

4. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two
thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded,
trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

And finally. . . . . . .

5. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it
was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

Your day's not so bad, is it? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
 
*hugz*

Your welcome...

Actually it made me feel better after I have been having a horrible weekend and I thought it might help others see that they may not be having the best day but others may be having worse...


And, no....I am not getting these stories from (as Neale put it) "In a site describing the deaths of the terminally stupid" though it would probably fit in.....
 
I liked #3

Can you say "Can't Dance".

I mean, how bad did he have to be?

LOL
 
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