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Dear Clueless Fiance Who Was Immediately A Suspect in the Murder of Your Lovely Bride-to-Be, Who We Now Know Was Not Kidnapped After All, But Went to Vegas and New Mexico to Get In Touch With Her Feelings About the Wedding:
Yes, we all make mistakes. We dont all stage our own kidnapping, setting up our families for Hell Week, watching on TV while a town spends tens of thousands of dollars to help volunteers search for our dead bodies, and allow our fiances to be grilled under the hot lights while American drools over the prospect of a new Scott Petersen. ("He hasn't agreed to a lie detector test. He wants to think about it! We know what that means!")
Tell her you understand. Let her make her choice. Set a new date for the wedding.
Watch your lovely bride walk down the aisle, via closed-circuit television from your penthouse suite at the Peachtree Plaza. If it's a long aisle, she'll be almost at the altar before she realizes you've hired Pee Wee Herman to play you.
She can take a joke, right?
Yes, we all make mistakes. We dont all stage our own kidnapping, setting up our families for Hell Week, watching on TV while a town spends tens of thousands of dollars to help volunteers search for our dead bodies, and allow our fiances to be grilled under the hot lights while American drools over the prospect of a new Scott Petersen. ("He hasn't agreed to a lie detector test. He wants to think about it! We know what that means!")
Tell her you understand. Let her make her choice. Set a new date for the wedding.
Watch your lovely bride walk down the aisle, via closed-circuit television from your penthouse suite at the Peachtree Plaza. If it's a long aisle, she'll be almost at the altar before she realizes you've hired Pee Wee Herman to play you.
She can take a joke, right?
