Haven't seen a Christmas thread yet....

[Avery_Chisholm]

Wtf...my Christmas is gonna suck ass how bout everyone else's??

 

[Ms_Ann]

Wtf...my Christmas is gonna suck ass how bout everyone else's??

You've been here forever...what was your best Lit Christmas?

 

[Ms_Ann]

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[Christobal]

Wtf...my Christmas is gonna suck ass how bout everyone else's??

This begs the question....

Why will it suck?

 

[Conager]

Wtf...my Christmas is gonna suck ass how bout everyone else's??

Perhaps peruse the rimming thead for additional, festive ideas for that theme?

 

[Emerson40]

Wtf...my Christmas is gonna suck ass how bout everyone else's??

Oh dear.

Someone found out they're getting a Roomba for Christmas.

 

[pollynova]

Wtf...my Christmas is gonna suck ass how bout everyone else's??

Mine too, but I have an excuse to use my cute elf av again.

 

[Hypoxia]

So don't bother with XMas. Go straight to the Swinging Saturnalia, the Slurp-Me Solstice, and then sex-toy shopping on Boxing Day. They're much more rewarding. Bring the family.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Everyone likes to be pressured into blowing their wad every winter, or your SO/Kids/family will know you don't actually care about them at all.

Yea, I'm tired of pretending to be cheery and happy about a guilt trip induced spending spree....that's just great!!

Fuck Christmas.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Mine will be good.

I got the Queen a .38 revolver with laser-sight for her to conceal carry in January.

I got Princess a blue-ray player and the F&F franchise of blue-ray.

They are going to get me a crap present...



But I'm used to it and have learned to act like I love it right before I store it away permanently.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Everyone likes to be pressured into blowing their wad every winter, or your SO/Kids/family will know you don't actually care about them at all.

Yea, I'm tired of pretending to be cheery and happy about a guilt trip induced spending spree....that's just great!!

Fuck Christmas.

This morning (last night for people on a day schedule) the Queen angrily demanded as I got my morning cup of coffee, "What the fuck is all thsi shit and what kind of Christmas gift is this?"

Well, I looked the stuff over and I informed her, it is a lighting system used by photographers and I did not buy it. (Princess' college courses are in media...)

 

[Lancecastor]

Wtf...my Christmas is gonna suck ass how bout everyone else's??

Leaving for Parrot Cay shortly...Happy New Year!

 

[LadyJS]

They are going to get me a crap present...

It sounds like you're getting socks and underwear!

 

[Ms_Ann]

I would kill for sox and underwear.

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://www.bwotd.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/image_thumb-1.png

 

[Super-Surprise]

http://www.bwotd.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/145_0003.jpg

 

[islandman]

Oh dear.

Someone found out they're getting a Roomba for Christmas.

I would love a Roomba! Being able to come downstairs every morning to a freshly vacuumed space? That's fucking priceless!

 

[raindancer]

Bah Humbug.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It sounds like you're getting socks and underwear!

Usually it's more in the form of a very expensive paperweight.

We played this game until this year; the Queen and Princess demand I make a list. Then she loses this list and tries to recreate what was on it...



... then it's like the phone call game from when you were a kid.


How the hell do you turn Darius Rucker into Little Big Town?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Buncha damned humbugs in this thread.

Me?

I am, in the words of the esteemed philosopher Sir James Paul McCartney, "simply having a wonderful Christmastime"!

God bless us everyone!

 

[raindancer]

Bah. I hope you get underwear and socks.

 

[lovetoread]

sean is gonna wrap his himself in a ribbon and be under my tree for christmas

so its all good

 

[pink]

This whole holiday thing this year is just difficult. Trying to keep my chin up.



Avery, I hope you can find some happiness this Christmas. I'll be thinking of you.

 

[RobDownSouth]

sean is gonna wrap his himself in a ribbon and be under my tree for christmas

so its all good

Aww that's so sweet.

Loved you guys' Christmas card this year too!
http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff502/Soonyigump/ChristmasCard_zpselexpgc0.jpg

 

[islandman]

sean is gonna wrap his himself in a ribbon and be under my tree for christmas

so its all good

If there's a noose involved, he's doing it wrong.