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Haven't seen a Christmas thread yet....

So don't bother with XMas. Go straight to the Swinging Saturnalia, the Slurp-Me Solstice, and then sex-toy shopping on Boxing Day. They're much more rewarding. Bring the family.
 
Everyone likes to be pressured into blowing their wad every winter, or your SO/Kids/family will know you don't actually care about them at all.

Yea, I'm tired of pretending to be cheery and happy about a guilt trip induced spending spree....that's just great!!:rolleyes:

Fuck Christmas.
 
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Mine will be good.

I got the Queen a .38 revolver with laser-sight for her to conceal carry in January.

I got Princess a blue-ray player and the F&F franchise of blue-ray.

They are going to get me a crap present...

;) ;)

But I'm used to it and have learned to act like I love it right before I store it away permanently.
 
BotanyBoy said:
Everyone likes to be pressured into blowing their wad every winter, or your SO/Kids/family will know you don't actually care about them at all.

Yea, I'm tired of pretending to be cheery and happy about a guilt trip induced spending spree....that's just great!!:rolleyes:

Fuck Christmas.
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This morning (last night for people on a day schedule) the Queen angrily demanded as I got my morning cup of coffee, "What the fuck is all thsi shit and what kind of Christmas gift is this?"

Well, I looked the stuff over and I informed her, it is a lighting system used by photographers and I did not buy it. (Princess' college courses are in media...)

;) ;)
 
LadyJS said:
It sounds like you're getting socks and underwear!
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Usually it's more in the form of a very expensive paperweight.

We played this game until this year; the Queen and Princess demand I make a list. Then she loses this list and tries to recreate what was on it...

;)

... then it's like the phone call game from when you were a kid.


How the hell do you turn Darius Rucker into Little Big Town?
 
Buncha damned humbugs in this thread.

Me?

I am, in the words of the esteemed philosopher Sir James Paul McCartney, "simply having a wonderful Christmastime"!

God bless us everyone!
 
sean is gonna wrap his himself in a ribbon and be under my tree for christmas

so its all good
 
This whole holiday thing this year is just difficult. Trying to keep my chin up.



Avery, I hope you can find some happiness this Christmas. I'll be thinking of you.
 
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