havent had sex in mounths

[lordexter]

havent had sex in mounths and going nuts any one in the same boat

 

[DarkBee]

A: your spelling sucks
B: months? Try years (although I never had 'normal' sex, so I'm not quite sure what I'm missing).

 

[lordexter]

sorry about that

 

[Treasured]

Spell check don't work eh?

Months?? Try years. Then we'll talk.

 

[lordexter]

dont think i can go that long

 

[rosco rathbone]

Been a month since I made love to a mouth.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Been a month since I had a man (The Frogs)

 

[sunandshadow]

Gah, years. Such a lack of pretty men around here who are both single and attracted to women. I'll just have to watch my Thor DVD again and sigh over Loki some more.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Spell check don't work eh?

Months?? Try years. Then we'll talk.

I agree.
Months are nothing. years is hard time. lol!

 

[Treasured]

I agree.
Months are nothing. years is hard time. lol!

That's no crap! I roll my eyes listening to the guys at the shop whine their wives haven't 'put out' all week, Oh cry me a river. My ex stopped putting out 2 years before I divorced him.

 

[TexasWife25]

A: your spelling sucks
B: months? Try years (although I never had 'normal' sex, so I'm not quite sure what I'm missing).

Every now and then I see a post that makes the curious cat in me sit up and take notice.

 

[Scentofawoman]

That's no crap! I roll my eyes listening to the guys at the shop whine their wives haven't 'put out' all week, Oh cry me a river. My ex stopped putting out 2 years before I divorced him.

let's see, Surgery, 1 kid (no not all women can have sex pregnant if they want to keep the baby) vaginal delivery, and then healing. I'd say about 3 years there.

Reality really bites.

 

[Treasured]

let's see, Surgery, 1 kid (no not all women can have sex pregnant if they want to keep the baby) vaginal delivery, and then healing. I'd say about 3 years there.

Reality really bites.

Bites the lil ol weenie if ya ask me!

 

[Scentofawoman]

Bites the lil ol weenie if ya ask me!

but then that is what seems to be missing from this thread right? reality. I got big teeth. I took a big bite. lol!

 

[Treasured]

let's see, Surgery, 1 kid (no not all women can have sex pregnant if they want to keep the baby) vaginal delivery, and then healing. I'd say about 3 years there.

Reality really bites.

but then that is what seems to be missing from this thread right? reality. I got big teeth. I took a big bite. lol!

Is that what's missing from this thread?? I thought it was spell check!

 

[pink]

Just a couple of weeks but I miss it.

 

[kittyy_xx]

Relatively off-topic, since I don't particularly care about the topic Couldn't help commenting on Rosco's avi... *drools*

 

[Prince Albert]

Labor Day (Not sure if pun intended or not) 2004. Thank God for my hand.

 

[SeymourBush]

I get very cranky when it's been more than a week . . . .

That said, like alcohol, I think it may be good for the body and mind to occasionally go without for a longer period. Just to discipline oneself. Self-discipline is hard though.

 

[Treasured]

I get very cranky when it's been more than a week . . . .

That said, like alcohol, I think it may be good for the body and mind to occasionally go without for a longer period. Just to discipline oneself. Self-discipline is hard though.

Hmmm. Maybe that's why I have been called a bitch on an occasion or two.....

 

[TexanAngel]

its been 8 months for me this time... the longest was 4 years... i didn't even notice the first two years then it hit me i hadn't had it in a while lol...

 

[richfun]

I went the first 30 years of my life without, except porn.
It was just plain stupid, what a waste, sob !

 

[klippert]

it depends on what you considers sex. Logging into lit is fore-play right.

MWM, 43, pushing six months since the Mrs. and I've fornicated. . Funny little story though. Wednesday past, I strolled into our bathroom. Mrs K was showering. She was rinsing off with the hand-held shower head. Mrs K, said, You caught me....I asked her if I interrupted her from having an OH'JAZ'UM......her response "NO!!!"....

I asked her, "when was the last time she had a good Orgasm". 'The last time we had sex', she said...."Really, And when pray-tel was that???".... she couldn't even remember.

cheers to those hanging on by Lit.

 

[TJcurious]

Had to think.....been lot of years, like over 10...... since conventional male/female sex/intercourse. Only a couple of months for male-male, oral satisfaction. Glad I'm bi !! Only days for self satisfying masturbatory sex. It's all relative, I guess, to what you consider sex.

 

[SeymourBush]

it depends on what you considers sex. Logging into lit is fore-play right.

MWM, 43, pushing six months since the Mrs. and I've fornicated. . Funny little story though. Wednesday past, I strolled into our bathroom. Mrs K was showering. She was rinsing off with the hand-held shower head. Mrs K, said, You caught me....I asked her if I interrupted her from having an OH'JAZ'UM......her response "NO!!!"....

I asked her, "when was the last time she had a good Orgasm". 'The last time we had sex', she said...."Really, And when pray-tel was that???".... she couldn't even remember.

cheers to those hanging on by Lit.

My marriage was on the rocks and the only sex I was having was with myself. My now ex caught me relieving my stress in the shower one morning and gave me a ton of shit about it.

Funny thing was that a month or so later I was visiting her in the spare room where she was sleeping, I sat down on the bed and leaned back on a pillow and her vibrator started buzzing I laughed my ass off.