Have you thought about having sex with a Republican?

[TheOlderGuy]

Work it out

Try to be respectful of our other guests.

No peeing in the pool--you know the whole nine yards

 

[bronzeage]

I've done it many times. Was once married to a Reaganite.

After me, she married a Republican. It lasted a while. Now he is disbarred and she has a restraining order against him. He can't come within 100 yards of their house, which is a shame because his gun collection is in the basement.

 

[TheOlderGuy]

I've done it many times. Was once married to a Reaganite.

After me, she married a Republican. It lasted a while. Now he is disbarred and she has a restraining order against him. He can't come within 100 yards of their house, which is a shame because his gun collection is in the basement.

Sounds like he'll be back

 

[RjThoughts]

What?
Sex once a week, maybe. Missionary position only. Vanilla talk. And no swallowing!

That's SO not good

 

[BlackCashmere]

Of course...we can agree to disagree after the fact...

 

[maverick51]

I do all the time, they are more intelligent and much much more attractive, hands down!!

 

[Saint Peter]

:corn:

 

[LadyVer]

Yes. But would I do it? Probably not. The political differences are too wide these days. It's still fun to talk to those with different political views, especially when discussing other subjects.

 

[StacyLeigh]

Does masturbation count? haha

 

[Scentofawoman]

Sometimes there is a bad taste in the mouth...

 

[richard_daily]

I've done it many times. Was once married to a Reaganite.

After me, she married a Republican. It lasted a while. Now he is disbarred and she has a restraining order against him. He can't come within 100 yards of their house, which is a shame because his gun collection is in the basement.

Tell her that I'll buy the whole collection for $50.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I'd do Angie Harmon . . . Shannon Doherty . . . Cindy Crawford . . . Sarah Michelle Gellar of course . . . Lindsey Lohan if she gains a few pounds and goes back to red . . . but not Bo Derek, sorry, your 15 minutes ended in 1979. As for Jessica Simpson, excuse me, are you even still alive?

 

[Wings]

I have sex with one all the time I just don't let him speak.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

I have sex with one all the time I just don't let him speak.

Ball gag?

 

[Wings]

Ball gag?

Duct tape and my stern look.

 

[neci]

gang fuked on the senate floor.

i think i've mentioned this before.

 

[Wings]

gang fuked on the senate floor.

i think i've mentioned this before.

And that is why you cross the street when you see Senators now?

 

[neci]

And that is why you cross the street when you see Senators now?

i cross the street so they get a better look at my ass.

 

[KyleW]

When i was a baby i had shit in my diaper, so yes.

 

[neci]

there's nothing quite like that warm, gooey feeling.

 

[AuntNelda]

Work it out.

My name is Susan Lucci and was born December 23, 1946

Work it out.

 

[phrodeau]

gang fuked on the senate floor.

i think i've mentioned this before.

Take that to the Poetry forum.

 

[McKenna]

What?
Sex once a week, maybe. Missionary position only. Vanilla talk. And no swallowing!

That's SO not good

Are you kidding me? 'Pubs are some of the most closet-kinky people I know. All that restraint they must show to their peers comes out in some crazy-ass sex as soon as no one is looking.

 

[aye_H8_ewe]

Forget that. Monarchists are far better in the sack.

 

[IndieSnob]

They're too busy doing all the fucking.