The ones you blow up with the little rubber thingy. I tried one on and it was like having another person in the thing with me. I had major cleavage but there was so much air in them I felt like I was wearing water wings. Not to mention the squashed feeling that would be annoying after about fifteen minutes. I kept on thinking how comical it would be if you deflated on one side. I mean would they have patch kits too?
Have you seen those new Wonder Bras?
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about my big boobs, and I would like them to be a little smaller. A heavy B-going-on-C cup would be much more comfortable than spilling out of a D.
This is leading to me saying that I'm glad I don't have to worry about buying push-up, squeeze in, padded, blow-ups, etc. bras. I feel for you.
about my big boobs, and I would like them to be a little smaller. A heavy B-going-on-C cup would be much more comfortable than spilling out of a D.
This is leading to me saying that I'm glad I don't have to worry about buying push-up, squeeze in, padded, blow-ups, etc. bras. I feel for you.
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You know, they really don't feel that big.
You know, they really don't feel that big.
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Have you seen those new Wonder Bras?
The ones you blow up with the little rubber thingy
They had some female on TV who had airbags inserted in her breasts.
She pumped them up with a syringe. The valves were under her armpits.
I suppose if she used helium she could have self raising breasts.
The ones you blow up with the little rubber thingy
They had some female on TV who had airbags inserted in her breasts.
She pumped them up with a syringe. The valves were under her armpits.
I suppose if she used helium she could have self raising breasts.
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Wonder Bras????????????
Isn't that like False Advertising????????????????
That's like kickin the tires on a caddy only to find out later ya got chevy...................... LOL
Isn't that like False Advertising????????????????
That's like kickin the tires on a caddy only to find out later ya got chevy...................... LOL
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Why does that commercial come to mind: Once you pop you can't stop!
But my question is: Why does Madison Avenue always promote something to enhance a woman's appearance? Where is the equality? When are we gonna see something to beautify the male figure? I wonder if the next invention will be ass air bags? To lift those saggy bottoms.
And Myrrdin and Florida Guy, you guys have us beat- you've had penile implants with little pumps for decades. (not you personally, of course! lol) I guess an argument can be made for false advertising in that area too although it does serve a functional purpose as well.
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Re: Re: Have you seen those new Wonder Bras?
Nice av Barb!...................... penile implants haven't been around near as long as shirt stuffing me thinks...............
Barb Dwyer said:
Why does that commercial come to mind: Once you pop you can't stop!
But my question is: Why does Madison Avenue always promote something to enhance a woman's appearance? Where is the equality? When are we gonna see something to beautify the male figure? I wonder if the next invention will be ass air bags? To lift those saggy bottoms.
And Myrrdin and Florida Guy, you guys have us beat- you've had penile implants with little pumps for decades. (not you personally, of course! lol) I guess an argument can be made for false advertising in that area too although it does serve a functional purpose as well.
Nice av Barb!...................... penile implants haven't been around near as long as shirt stuffing me thinks...............
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Thanks FG! That reminds me I forgot to comment on and add to your analogy...
Wouldn't penile implants be like thinking you're giving a blow job to a spare tire only to find out it's really a full size Michelin Man?
Wouldn't penile implants be like thinking you're giving a blow job to a spare tire only to find out it's really a full size Michelin Man?
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I don't know............
might wanna ask John Wayne Bobbit about that............ (OUCH !, damn it all to hell, just thinking about that guy hurts......)
Barb Dwyer said:Thanks FG! That reminds me I forgot to comment on and add to your analogy...
Wouldn't penile implants be like thinking you're giving a blow job to a spare tire only to find out it's really a full size Michelin Man?
might wanna ask John Wayne Bobbit about that............ (OUCH !, damn it all to hell, just thinking about that guy hurts......)
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