Have you masturbated today (part 2)?

Not yet. But tune in later because for some reason I do tend to announce it.
 
No, I didn’t! I had planned to - I’m seeing innuendos in everything today, so clearly I need it! But I got busy negotiating plans for the next stage of my life instead. I might take care of ‘other things’ tomorrow
 
I did earlier this afternoon. I had about an hour of "me time", so I'm not going to complain much.
 
Not yet but as I have the day to myself I can see it happening... pretty soon probably!
 
No, almost did, then my internet connection thought "No porn for you"
 
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