Have you had the best sex of your life?

[shereads]

Like so many things, this calls for a poll.

 

[rgraham666]

As long as you're alive, there's always the chance that next time will be better.

 

[Guest]

If I have what's the point of trying any more?

 

[Guest]

Nevermind, silly thread after all. P.

 

[CharleyH]

Ya know . . . I have had the best sex, bit it keeps getting 'fucking' better - literally

Why? Because of me

 

[shereads]

If I have what's the point of trying any more?

To verify the results?

 

[Guest]

Ya know . . . I have had the best sex, bit it keeps getting 'fucking' better - literally

Why? Because of me

Exactly what Charley said, except the bit about it being because of her. It's because of him and me.

Lou

 

[Guest]

To verify the results?

But I don't want it to be the same. I want to be better.

 

[shereads]

Exactly what Charley said, except the bit about it being because of her. It's because of him and me.

Lou

What if it's because of Charley, and we just don't know it?

 

[Guest]

What if it's because of Charley, and we just don't know it?

Actually, it's funny you should say that...

I'll say no more, Charley, but you know EXACTLY what I mean.

 

[rgraham666]

Even if sex is bad, it's still pretty fucking good.

 

[CharleyH]

Exactly what Charley said, except the bit about it being because of her. It's because of him and me.

Lou

Hm, you are defiant . . . how about because of me

 

[Edward Teach]

Richard Pryor said that only two pieces count; the first and the last.


If I can stay away from level RED, maybe the best is yet to come.



Edward The Hopeful

 

[shereads]

But I don't want it to be the same. I want to be better.

There's a lot to be said for ambition.

On the other hand, if you've just discovered Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, every one is the best and the next one couldn't possibly be better.

 

[Guest]

There's a lot to be said for ambition.

On the other hand, if you've just discovered Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, every one is the best and the next one couldn't possibly be better.

there is such a thing as vintage Tab... each can is just a bit more lethal than the last.


......it's because of Charley.

 

[CharleyH]

What if it's because of Charley, and we just don't know it?

Oh it is baby, and you just don't know YET ALL desires: SATISFIED.

 

[shereads]

there is such a thing as vintage Tab... each can is just a bit more lethal than the last.

Tab? Ewwww. You both look too young to remember Tab.

For an entire generation of girls, Tab was self-inflicted punishment for eating Doritos and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Because of Charley.

 

[CharleyH]

there is such a thing as vintage Tab... each can is just a bit more lethal than the last.


......it's because of Charley.

Hm pics telling diff: LUCKY GLASSES = intel, VELLA NON = BLOND!
LOL\and you know I tease. NONETHELESS!!! You know I had amaxing sex with a good looking River Pheonix type, but prettier. Did not want him to talk mind you, butt, and almost that - We had a fuj, fucking amazing time - what was my point? \\Jesus fucking christ dont recall

 

[SeaCat]

Now how to answer this? Each time I have sex it is better than the last time because of what I have learned. It doesn't matter if it is a half hour quicky, or a casual longer daliance I am always learning as is my wife. We have had sex that lasted all night and took several days to recover from. We have had sex that was so hot it made the Pope sweat in Rome. (Now you know why he's so sick and weakened.) We have done things to make the angels sing and the devil wonder, and there is still so much more for us to learn. So how can I say I have had the best sex in my life? To quote Monty Pythons The Holy Grail. "But I'm not dead yet."

Cat

 

[shereads]

Now how to answer this? Each time I have sex it is better than the last time because of what I have learned. It doesn't matter if it is a half hour quicky, or a casual longer daliance I am always learning as is my wife. We have had sex that lasted all night and took several days to recover from. We have had sex that was so hot it made the Pope sweat in Rome. (Now you know why he's so sick and weakened.) We have done things to make the angels sing and the devil wonder, and there is still so much more for us to learn. So how can I say I have had the best sex in my life? To quote Monty Pythons The Holy Grail. "But I'm not dead yet."

Cat

Bravo!

 

[impressive]

Now how to answer this? Each time I have sex it is better than the last time because of what I have learned. It doesn't matter if it is a half hour quicky, or a casual longer daliance I am always learning as is my wife. We have had sex that lasted all night and took several days to recover from. We have had sex that was so hot it made the Pope sweat in Rome. (Now you know why he's so sick and weakened.) We have done things to make the angels sing and the devil wonder, and there is still so much more for us to learn. So how can I say I have had the best sex in my life? To quote Monty Pythons The Holy Grail. "But I'm not dead yet."

Cat

Well said!

 

[Liar]

I've taken the rapture quest once, and the searh for more and more intense sex in that relationship actually became both tiring and boriing after a while. We forgot that even if it isn't the bestest sex ever, it's still good enough.

Today, I have a hard time deciding what good sex is. Is it bigger orgasms, deeper penetration, more optimized stimulation of erogenous zones...or something else entirely? Something that maybe is not all that sexual at all?

I'm beginning to suspect the latter.

#L

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Sadly, I probably have.

-Colly

 

[Guest]

Today, I have a hard time deciding what good sex is. Is it bigger orgasms, deeper penetration, more optimized stimulation of erogenous zones...or something else entirely? Something that maybe is not all that sexual at all?

I'm beginning to suspect the latter.

Best reply I've read here, or on nearly any thread lately. Wise man.

Perdita

 

[Huckleman2000]

Sadly, I can't even remember if I have or not!

On the other hand, I'm pretty sure I've exhausted the autoerotic possibilities.