Have you given urogoro: GOD OF MASTURBATION, his offering today?

[Ravenloft]

*Splurt*

There.

 

[RisiaSkye]

*slapping forehead*
No wonder I'm in such a lousy mood.

Thanks for the reminder, Raven.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

He is yet to beg for mine....

 

[Ravenloft]

*slapping forehead*
No wonder I'm in such a lousy mood.

Thanks for the reminder, Raven.

I live to serve...

 

[Valdimer]

I beg for no one!!!




I need offerings! Give Urogoro what he craves.......

 

[T.H. Oughts]

No, how would I go about that?

 

[Ravenloft]

Orogoro is a POTENT god, love him... Play with him...

*Splurt*

 

[Ravenloft]

Re: Re: Have you given urogoro: GOD OF MASTURBATION, his offering today?

No, how would I go about that?

First... Take index finger and ring finger, keep them together and extended straight, now, curl all the rest into your palm... Now... Place them down against your.... *We're sorry, the person responcible for this post has been sacked. We return you now, to the continuing worshiping of Orogoro....* In you push, and out, keep it slick and slippery, like the spit of a llama... Sliding with ease, omh, this we commit to the great and mighty Orogoro... In his grace, let him bless us with a hot, wet, spasmy orgams... In is grace... omhhhh...

 

[Valdimer]

Re: Re: Have you given urogoro: GOD OF MASTURBATION, his offering today?

No, how would I go about that?

Yea...what he said. Worship Urogoro!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Re: Have you given urogoro: GOD OF MASTURBATION, his offering today?

In is grace... omhhhh...

Ok, so I take it I have to go Fuck myself?

 

[Valdimer]

Well, not exactly in that terminology.....but it gets the point across.




Now, exersise those fingers! Worship Urogoro!

 

[cymbidia]

No.

Today, for a change, i gave tribute to Ofuckmeharderyeslikethatyesohyesohyesssssss, the God of Hot Twosome Unions.

One needs a change of gods on occasion, oesn't one?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Now, exersise those fingers! Worship Urogoro!

Ok, what ever you say, I don't want to disappoint the gods

 

[Rhys]

Re: Re: Have you given urogoro: GOD OF MASTURBATION, his offering today?

No, how would I go about that?

LOL!

 

[Valdimer]

Yes Cymbidia....but one should still worhisp me, after work, when you wake up, or after dinner.




And no T.H. Oughts....dissapoint me you do not! I need masturbation! So sayeth Urogoro the Mighty!




Now, hehe, I await my offerings..........

 

[Ravenloft]

No.

Today, for a change, i gave tribute to Ofuckmeharderyeslikethatyesohyesohyesssssss, the God of Hot Twosome Unions.

One needs a change of gods on occasion, oesn't one?

Orogoro is an easy going god, he doesn't mind if you put another god before him, he understands, but only cause he has such a huge basis of worshipers... More than the god, Ofuckmeharderyeslikethatyesohyesohyesssssss has...


You'll come back to him eventually... We all do...

 

[Rhys]

Re: Re: Re: Have you given urogoro: GOD OF MASTURBATION, his offering today?

First... Take index finger and ring finger, keep them together and extended straight, now, curl all the rest into your palm... Now... Place them down against your.... *We're sorry, the person responcible for this post has been sacked. We return you now, to the continuing worshiping of Orogoro....* In you push, and out, keep it slick and slippery, sliding with ease, omh, this we commit to the great and mighty Orogoro... In his grace, let him bless us with a hot, wet, spasmy orgams... In is grace... omhhhh...

You'll note there were no llamas in this post.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Re: Have you given urogoro: GOD OF MASTURBATION, his offering today?

LOL!

Don't laugh buddy I might make you watch the offering... that would only bring tears to your eyes

 

[Valdimer]

Here Ravenloft! For being such a good follower.....


*Hands you erotic fiction, porn mags, dirty movies, and a bundle of sex toys*


To worship me further! Now go, and show that monkey who's boss!

 

[Valdimer]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Have you given urogoro: GOD OF MASTURBATION, his offering today?

Don't laugh buddy I might make you watch the offering... that would only bring tears to your eyes

Yes...watching is good. It promotes worhship to me! But he cant join....otherwise you'll both be worshiping Ofuckmeharderyeslikethatyesohyesohyesssssss.

 

[Ravenloft]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Have you given urogoro: GOD OF MASTURBATION, his offering today?

You'll note there were no llamas in this post.

The fault in the benediction has been corrected...

 

[Ravenloft]

Here Ravenloft! For being such a good follower.....


*Hands you erotic fiction, porn mags, dirty movies, and a bundle of sex toys*


To worship me further! Now go, and show that monkey who's boss!

What? No BUBBLE WRAP? What kinda cheepskate god are you!

*Storming off in a fit*

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Have you given urogoro: GOD OF MASTURBATION, his offering today?

Yes...watching is good. It promotes worhship to me! But he cant join....otherwise you'll both be worshiping Ofuckmeharderyeslikethatyesohyesohyesssssss.

Ok, sorry Rhys you can't touch while you are crying your ass off

Does this mean that Ofuckmeharderyeslikethatyesohyesohyesssssss is another god I have to give to...... is there a time limit, do I have to give to him tonight also??????

 

[Valdimer]

Blasphemer!





Kneel before me.....and worship! Repent your non mastabatory sins infadel!






Urogoro! Coming soon to a porn shop near you!

 

[Valdimer]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Have you given urogoro: GOD OF MASTURBATION, his offering today?

Does this mean that Ofuckmeharderyeslikethatyesohyesohyesssssss is another god I have to give to...... is there a time limit, do I have to give to him tonight also??????

Well yes....but only if you give to him through me. , we're friends you see, and no, there is no time limit, and yes.........give to him tonight!