Have you ever?

[Comshaw]

Yes it has happened to me, several times. Once about a third the way up the shaft. What to do? Grit your teeth, scream and yaaaaaank-OUOUOUOU, at the same time. How did it happen? Well I quit wearing underwear while over sea's, to avoid nasty things like rash's, crotch rot and such. When I came home I just couldn't seem to get use to wearing the damn things. It took about 6 or 7 years before I would wear any and that's the time period that I zipped it. The wife was totally pissed about the worst time. Couldn't have sex for a week. She threatened to get it some place else if I didn't start wearing underwear. Bought some the next day. I can be stubborn, but I'm not afraid to admit I'm also totally and utterly pussy whipped!

"How did you get the bean's over the frank's?"
from "Something About Mary" When he did it in the movie.

 

[Ksss]

Sorry Indy, but I laughed also...

I really shouldn't though, I have a two year old grandson who is starting to potty train and he scares the hell out of me everytime I hear him drop the lid...

 

[OUTSIDER]

The pain the pain, I can still remember it, you women moan about child birth..."HA"...you should know such pain as that.

 

[Curious Guy]

Yes.....and when you have it caught in the zipper, do not be alone. You need a friend and a quaalude(sp) to help get it out.

 

[Shylady]

Am I terrible that this makes me laugh?

 

[Wizard]

I think this is like when one guy watches another guy get hit in the nuts on tv and we all feel it................Just one of those things we all have done.........Me too but like it has been said ya only do that once or twice then you learn real quick............

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Shy Lady

Shoot Hon

 

[Guest]

I'm lmao