Have you ever.....?

Only in my mind.

HYE. Thought about updating your profile to appear more sexy.
 
Only in my mind.

HYE. Thought about updating your profile to appear more sexy.
Nah. I don’t even try to be sexy anymore. But I have thought of updating my profile to alleviate gender confusion.

HYE wondered if someone on lit was someone you knew IRL?
 
No, the person who colored it for me is no longer on Lit. He was a cute Koala and I'm going to leave it for him.

HYE thought about deleting your profile to create a new one?
I thought about deleting and not creating a new one.

HYE connected with someone here in real life?
 
Nah. I don’t even try to be sexy anymore. But I have thought of updating my profile to alleviate gender confusion.

HYE wondered if someone on lit was someone you knew IRL?
I actually found someone the other day from my past 😮
I thought about deleting and not creating a new one.

HYE connected with someone here in real life?
Once a very long time ago.

HYE seen mystery science theater?
 
Nah. I don’t even try to be sexy anymore. But I have thought of updating my profile to alleviate gender confusion.
Where it says Really Experienced under your name, change that to Mr. like some of the other gentleman did

I've watched it to Dark Side of the Moon

HYE fallen asleep while masturbating?
Yes many times :oops:

HYE walked into the wrong bathroom in a public place because you were deep in thought?
 
I've watched it to Dark Side of the Moon

HYE fallen asleep while masturbating?
I have.

HYE walked into the wrong bathroom in a public place because you were deep in thought?
I have. Very awkward, but also left a whole wild unfulfilled fantasy in my head.


Have you ever set yourself up to be caught masturbating, intentionally.
 
Where it says Really Experienced under your name, change that to Mr. like some of the other gentleman did


Yes many times :oops:

HYE walked into the wrong bathroom in a public place because you were deep in thought?
I have. Well … nearly. Caught myself with a hand on the door.
I have.

Have you ever set yourself up to be caught masturbating, intentionally.
Yes and it did not work like I hoped. I should try again. 😏

HYE had the wrong person walk in on you while you were naked?
 
Other than partners?


No. In the woods and in the water, but not in a waterfall.

HYE had sex in a moving car?
Other than partners .. yes a few times, but nothing nefarious occurred with them

Waterfall - yes.. not all it’s cracked up to be.. especially with loose rock

I haven’t in a moving car…

HYE had a session leave you so drained you had to skip work next day?
 
Other than partners .. yes a few times, but nothing nefarious occurred with them

Waterfall - yes.. not all it’s cracked up to be.. especially with loose rock

I haven’t in a moving car…

HYE had a session leave you so drained you had to skip work next day?
Yep. I try to make many experiences like that.

HYE done analingus?
 
Only briefly as a means to lubricate tĥe the anus for what camè next.

HYE made your partner cum more than two times ?
 
Only briefly as a means to lubricate tĥe the anus for what camè next.

HYE made your partner cum more than two times ?
Often with my FWB, wifey was always "too sensitive" to continue

HYE been made cum several times in quick succession?
 
Yep when I was younger. Recall that song "I'm not as good as I once was but..."

HYE made someone stand perfectly still for you while you made her/him cum?
 
🥵

Yes.
Party with too much alcohol and drugs involved.
(Plus I reckon she had done some Magick)

HYE snogged another person in from of your significant other.
In front of, yes. We explore all sorts of sexual indulgences and find it to be largely fun. She also finds it vastly arousing and it speaks to her submissive side.

Have you ever cancelled on sex for watching tv?
 
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