Have you ever?

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umm....nooo.... I mean... yes, I have... more than once :D
I was younger and stupid....

HYE taken a taxi home because you were too drunk to drive? (the answer better be yes)

Absolutely

HYE heard stories about your drunken self from co-workers that you just don't remember, but are probably true?
 
As a kid yeah, actually stole gas lol

Have you ever had sex with one person in the morning and a different person that same evening/night

Hmm..nope, I was the drunk type but never slept with anyone from a bar :)
*insert angel wings and halo here*

Absolutely

HYE heard stories about your drunken self from co-workers that you just don't remember, but are probably true?

Nope! I make it a point never to party with co-workers... at least when I was young... now I refuse to hang out with coworkers for anything after work...

HYE dated someone after spending a night with them just to seem like less of a dick?
 
Seems I took too long writing this...I defer to the tractor

Uhmm no....there was a night many years ago when that might have happened....but we both knew it was not to be...I let her crash at my place, we had a great time, but I was not going to go there....she hooked up with a friend of mine the next day.....sometimes, you just have to know when being a dick is what you both need....

HYE been with someone you really want and cannot say or do the right thing?
 
Seems I took too long writing this...I defer to the tractor

Uhmm no....there was a night many years ago when that might have happened....but we both knew it was not to be...I let her crash at my place, we had a great time, but I was not going to go there....she hooked up with a friend of mine the next day.....sometimes, you just have to know when being a dick is what you both need....

HYE been with someone you really want and cannot say or do the right thing?

Yes, at my highschool homecoming dance, asked out a girl I had a crush on for several years, she said yes. Took her to the dance and didn't dance or talk. She left with her ex boyfriend.

Have you ever done it on a pool table?
 
Have you ever done it on a pool table?
Often. The asshole redneck my mom took up with had a pool room attached to the garage down from the house. Bedrooms in the house were small and walls were thin. The pool table was the preferred sex locale for us kids.

Have you ever fucked in a coastal lookout tower high over crashing waves?
 
Often. The asshole redneck my mom took up with had a pool room attached to the garage down from the house. Bedrooms in the house were small and walls were thin. The pool table was the preferred sex locale for us kids.

Have you ever fucked in a coastal lookout tower high over crashing waves?

Well not really a tower but yes I have fucked on a balcony overlooking the beach with crashing waves and all.

HYE been talked into doing something depraved and against your normal sexual routine and standards....... and then liked it but said you didnt?
 
Well not really a tower but yes I have fucked on a balcony overlooking the beach with crashing waves and all.

HYE been talked into doing something depraved and against your normal sexual routine and standards....... and then liked it but said you didnt?

Yup, rape role play. Roofies, knife, stocking mask...because I just don't half ass things when I'm naked.

HYE fucked someone so hard, they were scared of you?
 
Yup, rape role play. Roofies, knife, stocking mask...because I just don't half ass things when I'm naked.

HYE fucked someone so hard, they were scared of you?

I once knocked a camper trailer off of its foundation. Haha she wasn't scared, she just hoped it would be like that every time.

HYE done it in a public restroom?
 
HYE done it in a public restroom?[/QUOTE]

Got a BJ in a public restroom on a riverboat once. :cool:

HYE shared a nude pic of yourself?
 
HYE fallen for someone on the internet?[/QUOTE]

No

HYE moved a relationship from the internet to real life?[/QUOTE]

Yes business and personal.

HYE had multiple orgasms?
 
HYE fallen for someone on the internet?

No

HYE moved a relationship from the internet to real life?[/QUOTE]

Yes business and personal.

HYE had multiple orgasms?[/QUOTE]

Yup. A special thanks to P90x workouts for that.

HYE given someone multiple orgasms?
 
HYE given someone multiple orgasms?[/QUOTE]

Yes.

HYE almost passed out from an orgasm?
 
HYE faked an orgasm[/QUOTE]

No.

HYE lost counts of how many orgasms in a session?
 
HYE faked an orgasm

No.

HYE lost counts of how many orgasms in a session?

Yes :eek:

HYE cried out so loud from an orgasm from masturbating that someone heard you (someone who wasn't in the room with you at the time)?
 
Yes :eek:

HYE cried out so loud from an orgasm from masturbating that someone heard you (someone who wasn't in the room with you at the time)?

No, but you must have a hell of a masturbation routine

HYE masturbated while on these message boards?
 
No, but you must have a hell of a masturbation routine

HYE masturbated while on these message boards?

Nope

HYE engaged in "orgasm denial" with someone on these message boards?
(I now get edging, and it can be fun)
 
Nope

HYE engaged in "orgasm denial" with someone on these message boards?
(I now get edging, and it can be fun)

Not on these broads, but yes with an online chat partner. So much fun as long as she was telling the truth.

HYE done a D/s cyber play with someone here?
 
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