SweetCherry
Sex Dork
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- Dec 20, 2000
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I went to bed last night as I normally do. Climbed into the bed naked, turned off the lights, curled up alone, with nobody else in the house but the cat and dog. I slept like a rock and when I woke this morning, I ached all over, like I'd been through the hardest workout of my life, with a huge bruise on my thigh and a scratch on my knee that I have no clue where they came from.
At first I thought maybe the bruise might have come from me walking into something, like the table, desk, cupboard, or a door knob. None of the offending items are at the right level. And with the bed soft and comfy, just how I like it, the body ache is somehow kind of odd.
I can't explain it. So I've decided to reach this descision. I'm being abducted by aliens while I sleep.
At first I thought maybe the bruise might have come from me walking into something, like the table, desk, cupboard, or a door knob. None of the offending items are at the right level. And with the bed soft and comfy, just how I like it, the body ache is somehow kind of odd.
I can't explain it. So I've decided to reach this descision. I'm being abducted by aliens while I sleep.
