Have you ever told somebody "Kiss My Ass!"

[Tryharder62]

Not because you were mad, but just because you wanted them to do it?

 

[GinaeEvans]

Not because you were mad, but just because you wanted them to do it?

Yes. But I wanted them to actually do it and I was mad. Does that still count?

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I told someone to kiss my ass once, but she kicked it instead.

 

[Tryharder62]

I was wondering how you would phrase it. I mean I imagine being in the heat of passion screaming "Kiss my ass!" and having the person leave.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I was wondering how you would phrase it. I mean I imagine being in the heat of passion screaming "Kiss my ass!" and having the person leave.

I think the modern term is "Toss my salad".

 

[lovetoread]

I've never actually had to ask.

But if I did, I would just ask.

You know, something like how about fondling my ass for a bit?

 

[Adre]

I was wondering how you would phrase it. I mean I imagine being in the heat of passion screaming "Kiss my ass!" and having the person leave.

'Lick my ass' would avoid all that confusion.

 

[SeaDaddy1]

I've never actually had to ask.

But if I did, I would just ask.

You know, something like how about fondling my ass for a bit?

And where are those pics?

 

[GinaeEvans]

I was wondering how you would phrase it. I mean I imagine being in the heat of passion screaming "Kiss my ass!" and having the person leave.

I don't think there are many ways to phrase something like that. It just wouldn't have the same emphasis.

Imagine asking someone to, "make out with my ass!" or, "smooch my ass!"

See? Weird.

 

[Tryharder62]

'Lick my ass' would avoid all that confusion.

I'd be new to that one.

 

[lovetoread]

And where are those pics?

By special request only.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Not because you were mad, but just because you wanted them to do it?

Yes. But I wanted them to actually do it and I was mad. Does that still count?

try shagly. he'll kiss anything as long as it's white and underage.

 

[Adre]

I'd be new to that one.

New to that expression, or that act?

 

[GinaeEvans]

try shagly. he'll kiss anything as long as it's white and underage.

Tsk, tsk. You're such a grump. It just makes me want to shower you with kindness. -hugs-

 

[Tryharder62]

New to that expression, or that act?

..Act..

 

[Tryharder62]

try shagly. he'll kiss anything as long as it's white and underage.

Well I'm white.

 

[Comshaw]

Have you ever told somebody "Kiss My Ass!"
Not because you were mad, but just because you wanted them to do it?

Comshaw

 

[Tryharder62]

Comshaw

perfect!

 

[run_silent]

Not because you were mad, but just because you wanted them to do it?

It's all in the tone, inflection and situation. If were we 69ing I would now exactly what you want and give it to you. If we were fighting I would know you have no desire to bring my lips anywhere near your ass.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I told someone to kiss my ass once, but she kicked it instead.

You should've used reverse psychology.

 

[Tryharder62]

It's all in the tone, inflection and situation. If were we 69ing I would now exactly what you want and give it to you. If we were fighting I would know you have no desire to bring my lips anywhere near your ass.

I see!

 

[Tryharder62]

It's all in the tone, inflection and situation. If were we 69ing I would now exactly what you want and give it to you. If we were fighting I would know you have no desire to bring my lips anywhere near your ass.

Are you flirting with me?

 

[DemianBiros]

Always with rage,never in desire.

 

[Busybody]

have you ever told somebody "Kiss My Ass!" [/

as a matter of fact

there was this really fat pig low life turd ball in the gym,

this AM

I told him

GO KISS Tryharder62 BIG ASS

 

[Tryharder62]

as a matter of fact

there was this really fat pig low life turd ball in the gym,

this AM

I told him

GO KISS Tryharder62 BIG ASS

So that's who that guy was. I told him he must be mistaken and gave him $10 to buy beef jerky at the piggly wiggly.