Have you ever put your thong on sideways?

[lilminx]

I did today. What makes it even worse is, I didn't even realize it until I got home from work!


Maybe I should just stop wearing them altogether?

 

[Moridin187]

I did today. What makes it even worse is, I didn't even realize it until I got home from work!


Maybe I should just stop wearing them altogether?

Seeing as I'm not intimately familiar with the apparel.. how does one put a thong on Sideways?

And you should Definitely not stop wearing them Let me see that thooooong...

 

[Vinny]

Umm

Can't say I have

 

[lobito]

Nope, but one time at the beach I was complaining to a friend that my suit didn't actually show "much of me", so he suggested I grab a potato from the buffet line, and stuff it down in my suit. It didn't seem to help, I got alot of looks and snickers, and was feeling pretty good about myself. It wasn't until a few hours later that he told me I should try putting it in the FRONT of my suit, and I might have MORE luck.

 

[SempreAngela]

ROFL!! YESSSSSS I have! I am soooo glad to know I am not the only one!!! I won't tell if you won't!! LMAO! Thanks for this thread! Have a great day!

 

[kiwiwolf]

ROFLMAO... Congrats lilminx, this is the funniest thread I have read for a long time. And to echo Moridin... how the hell do you put a thong on sideways???

Got pics...? LMAO

 

[lilminx]

Re: Re: Have you ever put your thong on sideways?

Seeing as I'm not intimately familiar with the apparel.. how does one put a thong on Sideways?

And you should Definitely not stop wearing them Let me see that thooooong...

Simple (well, for me, anyway). A thong has three openings- all with very narrow strips of material between each of them. i guess this morning I put one leg through one of the leg openings and the other leg through the waist opening, while the other leg opening went up around my waist. It's very hard to tell which is which in the half-light of dawn, especially with skimpy underwear.


And I meant, should I stop wearing any type of underwear altogether, not just thongs?

 

[Summery]

Nope! Can't say I have ever done that. Lmao liminx...oh the visuals

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: Re: Have you ever put your thong on sideways?

Simple (well, for me, anyway). A thong has three openings- all with very narrow strips of material between each of them. i guess this morning I put one leg through one of the leg openings and the other leg through the waist opening, while the other leg opening went up around my waist. It's very hard to tell which is which in the half-light of dawn, especially with skimpy underwear.


And I meant, should I stop wearing any type of underwear altogether, not just thongs?

yes, i've done it... though i can't say i went all day without noticing. These days I save the panties for play time when I want them ripped off of me. Commando is the way to go!

 

[Mellon Collie]

Re: Re: Re: Have you ever put your thong on sideways?

Simple (well, for me, anyway). A thong has three openings- all with very narrow strips of material between each of them. i guess this morning I put one leg through one of the leg openings and the other leg through the waist opening, while the other leg opening went up around my waist. It's very hard to tell which is which in the half-light of dawn, especially with skimpy underwear.

I have done the same thing and the really sad part is: not just once.

 

[Guest]

the gf has

And she didn't notice till just about to have sex and I was taking them off. We laughed so hard it gave a new meaning to sex with a smile.

 

[SilverVeil]

*snorts at the thought of me in a thong*

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

yes lilminx I say stop wearing undeis all togethern... just don't bend over at school while in a skirt

grown ups may like it but kids get scared.

I can understand how you put them on wrong but confused at how you never noticed.

now i've never seen a thong in person but the triangle part... aren't the sides longer then the top? if so, dind't you notice that one side on your underwear were pushing to the side.... and wasn't the under strap going a little higher in the front so it was kind of um... you know .

how did you manage that all day with no noticeing?(just curious)

 

[Moridin187]

Re: Re: Re: Have you ever put your thong on sideways?

And I meant, should I stop wearing any type of underwear altogether, not just thongs?

Ooooooooooohhhhhhh.. I thought you meant returning to "traditional" undies..

Hmm.. I guess nothing works too

 

[JaymesBlond007]

nope... I got them on right the first time

I was in the middle of a really nice session one night, and one of my old roomates had begun to get in an arguement with another fellow, out in the living room. I was already pretty drunk and thought I was grabbing my "whitey-tighties"....I ended up in the living room with her panties on.

I ended the fight, though!

 

[sexy-girl]

lol i've done it and its not that difficult to do however i've always noticed that i've done it before getting the rest of the way dressed

so far it sounds ok right ?

well last time it happened i realized that i was putting them on wrong before they were all way on and i laughed because lisa was in room and i didn't want her to see so i tried to take them off quick and i fell on my butt lol i had a bruise too ... of course this made lisa laugh like crazy seeing me with a thong half on and on wrong and me falling on my ass hmm not a very pretty image

her comment between laughing was how can i be so clumsy when im a gymnast and meant to be elegant


hmm i think thats enough embarrassment for one day that im causing myself ... time to go to bed

 

[login]

Well, there was this one time.... at band camp...

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

hmm i think thats enough embarrassment for one day that im causing myself ... time to go to bed

no no no, something your supose to do before you go to bed

 

[Lili]

Well, -I- didn't put them on sideways, my boyfriend put them on me sideways.

He had me staked out to the bed and was trying to figure out a way to keep a vibe in me while he went to have a shower.

He uncuffed my legs long enough to put the thong on, (sideways) and left me that way for about 20 minutes.

I didn't really care that it was sideways tho...

Lili

 

[lilminx]

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I have done the same thing and the really sad part is: not just once.

Me too, MC.

One time, I went to a club with two of my friends. We all went into the bathroom, and while I was in the stall peeing, I realized that my thong was on sideways. I was drunk, and I yelled to them through the stall door, "Hey guys- you'll never believe what I did!" Well, I have to say that that statement just sounded so wrong, given the location of where I was at the time. My friends were like, "We don't really want to know". I was very embarrassed when I got out of the stall, because there were about 10 other women in the bathroom. Who only knows what they thought I was talking about.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

lilminx lol....


even if you weren't drunk you probly would have said that. that's the funny part.

 

[Mellon Collie]

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I was very embarrassed when I got out of the stall, because there were about 10 other women in the bathroom.

That's sooo embarrassing and what's even worse was the fact that these were women. You know damn well they all went back to their friends and were like: "Oh my god, you'll never believe what I just heard in the bathroom...".

 

[patient1]

Ladies, I think it speaks well of your waistline if it's comfortable in a leg opening, even of a thong.

 

[LRC]

I did today. What makes it even worse is, I didn't even realize it until I got home from work!


Maybe I should just stop wearing them altogether?

Wellllllll, as a matter of fact I spent 2 minutes this morning flipping my panties this way and that trying to figure which parts went where .. I finally got them on right.

Better than last week when I wore them inside out all day but I must say the satin felt amazing on my bottom and other areas.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Between thongs and satin

This is proving to be the most educational thread of the week. I had no idea the whole sideways thong thing was possible. I lead a sheltered life.