Have you ever noticed...

[Starfish]

Laurel,

Pandora gave me this here box. Wanna open it?

See? damn troublemakers, everyone of you...

Yeah, don't believe him Laurel....It is too late...all there is in the box now are some old, stinky cigars and a moldy orange peel.

[Edited by G.R. on 03-22-2001 at 10:25 PM]

 

[Renegade]

Smartass???

Don't know about me being a smartass. Me and being smart just don't go well together. But I have been known for being an ass in past.

 

[SteamyChik]

Didn't have anything to really say here, just wanted to post on Laurel's thread. Hi Laurel, you are Mah-ve-lous as always.

 

[Ravenloft]

NO one's said 37 yet?!

...37...

 

[Renegade]

Ravenloft

I would have done it, but I told you people I wasn't smart.

 

[Starfish]

Raven?

what the hell is 37 for?

 

[Renegade]

G.R.

That's what I was thinking. I'm much more interested in the number 69.

 

[Starfish]

Ummmmm, yup, I'd have to agree!

So Raven?

 

[Ravenloft]

"My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!"

"In a row?!"

 

[Starfish]

"Yeah, well try not to suck any dicks on the way out to the parking lot!!! fucking...."

oh god I hope I got that right....

 

[Renegade]

Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!

Hey you, get back here!

 

[Starfish]

Hey boys, 69 times 3= 207
Do you think that "means minutes it takes for 3 to 69"????

Oh my god Ren! we need to fuck each other bad!!!

 

[Ravenloft]

Close, you will learn the way of the Smith soon enough young ass hopper!

"Hey! Hey you! Get back here!"

 

[Renegade]

G.R.

Dang, you beat me to that by a minute! Well, atleast I got that other part in there.

 

[Starfish]

I am smokin! kisses Ren

Read what I said above about the numbers you two!

 

[Ravenloft]

I don't get it and I think you need your medication now... *Raising a syringe.*

 

[Starfish]

What? Are you two dumbfounded???? It isn't that bad to talk normal, you know?

Why don't we try it.....

 

[Starfish]

I am sorry but I think you have the wrong sick-o


Ren, Save me????please!!!!!

 

[Renegade]

G.R.

You're starting to frighten me girl... seriously.

"I'll fuck anything that moves! What you looking at, Grizzly Adams?"

 

[Ravenloft]

"Did he just say making fuck?"

 

[Starfish]

Um Raven, You wanna help explain to me why you think I am the one scaring Ren, and not you? I am a little confused!

 

[Ravenloft]

Plunging the syringe into GR's vein and shoving the plunger down, filling her body with truth syrum.

"By hook or by crook..."

 

[Starfish]

AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHRRRRRRRrrrrr........
rrrreeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnheeeeelppppppppmemmmmmeeee!





uhhh


uhhhhmmm
uhhhhh

What is thy bidding my master?

 

[Ally C]

...how many smartasses there are on this board?

Sorry, I thought this was a 'good morning' thread. Good morning. I have noticed, but have never counted them. I guess that means my answer would be "no".

 

[Renegade]

G.R. and Ravenloft

You two are freaking me out. *slowly backs out of thread*