Have you ever noticed...

[Laurel]

...how many smartasses there are on this board?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Can't say as I have. Why do you ask?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Laurel,

Pandora gave me this here box. Wanna open it?

 

[R Nitelight]

Madam

Where?

 

[Dillinger]

23

 

[scylis]

well.. a lot of people DO seem to have their brains in the anal region..

 

[Laurel]

Laurel,

Pandora gave me this here box. Wanna open it?

See? damn troublemakers, everyone of you...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well, Laurel, by my count, we have 5. er 4. Yeah. 4. The first response was a genuine poster interested in deepening communication channels for all members of the board. Yeah. That's it. 4 smartasses.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Now that mention it..........

My ass is pretty smart.

It can fart on command.

A smart ass. IQ of at least 115 or so. Extra brains in the booty with a vertical smile.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Ps....

Firm too - a very nice feel - good hand grip and just the right amount of peach fuzz.

 

[Laurel]

Well, Laurel, by my count, we have 5. er 4. Yeah. 4. The first response was a genuine poster interested in deepening communication channels for all members of the board. Yeah. That's it. 4 smartasses.

LOL! I counted 5...

 

[Ambrosious]

Laurel

That hurt.

HA!

 

[scylis]

there seems to be a missunderstanding...

some of you seem to think being a smartass is BAD..

 

[Adoratrice]

Okay...I'll own up to it I am a Major smartass....but I hardly ever flaunt it here. It helps to balance the good with the evil.

 

[Todd]

...how many smartasses there are on this board?

Why do you always pick on me when I get a few good threads started that last more than 20 posts? Everytime I get a thread more than 20 posts you come around and accuse me of being a smartass. Why is that?

 

[Adoratrice]

same reason mine are "horseshit"

 

[Cheri]

Thanks for noticing babe! I've felt so unappreciated as of late.

 

[Cheyenne]

Smart ass? Where?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Blackbich]

Smart ass? Who's a smart ass? I don't see any smart asses - lol!

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

~looking both ways~

I'm innocent really I am

 

[bluntforcemama]

A smart ass is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell what flavor it is! My mom told me that... she's the queen of all smart asses! But hey, what's a little variety on the board?

 

[Blackbich]

LMAO @ Myst

 

[Whispersecret]

Todd, no one said you were one of the five.

Nothing wrong with being a smartass if you do so in moderation. If you're a smartass 100% of the time, I think, like anything, it gets old. It's like sometimes I can't watch Robin Williams or Jim Carrey when they're being interviewed, because they just can't turn it off. I'd rather be around someone who's well-rounded.

 

[April]

Like me!!