Have you ever met a celebrity?

Mike_Yates

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Have you ever met a celebrity? If so, who was it and where did you meet them?
 
Sorta. I met a NFL Hall of Fame player, retired, in a bar. he patiently signed maybe 60 autographs. We had a nice chat and he bought me a beer, so I returned the favor. We "shook" hands. I say it that way because his hand is as wide as mine is long, and I don't have small hands.
 
I met mike Vick at a bar once... I did my best to try and get him to punch me so I could make a couple of bucks. I referred to him as Ron Mexico, and called him a dog killer and shit like that. He didn't punch me like I wished... He did leave the bar shortly after thst though.
 
Spend enough time in airports and it's inevitable.

I pointed Henry Rollins to the right transit gate at Frankfurt.

And that other guy from Harry Potter tripped over my luggage at Heathrow.
 
not really. i met a few minor indie musicians back in the day playing shows with my very shitty, entirely unmemorable band that no one ever heard of and a girl who was in the first commercial for the pontiac aztek because i briefly lived with her sister. that's really about it as far as i know.
 
I've met a number of celebrities. An academy award nominated actress came into my business last week. None of my employees recognized her.
 
I met a few local celebrities, but I worked and went to school in Williamsburg while they were filming "The New World." I met Colin Ferrell and Christopher Plummer. They and many other cast members ate at the restaurant I worked at and we'd see them around local pubs. I don't care how much of a manwhore Colin Ferrell is, I'd have his baby any day.
 
I met mike Vick at a bar once... I did my best to try and get him to punch me so I could make a couple of bucks. I referred to him as Ron Mexico, and called him a dog killer and shit like that. He didn't punch me like I wished... He did leave the bar shortly after thst though.


I'm double posting to say I've seen Michael Vick around too. He's from around here and we had the same vet. I remember waiting forever with one of my cats and some big man coming through with two pits that were "Vick's dogs" so they were able to get seen right away. It was annoying at the time and about a year before his dog fighting drama was unleashed.
 
Met Lee Enemy at a car show once. Cool old dude. Also met Mike Henry (voice actor for family guy) when he did a speech back when I was in college.
 
I've met a couple of people that are only interesting in certain circles.
I met Black Eyed Peas pre-Fergie after a gig they did. The long haired one told me if I found 9 more friends I could go up to the hotel room with them. I laughed.
I met the bassist of local band Alchemist (who have a huge European following) after one of their gigs. He approached me telling me how much I went off in the pit. That was pretty cool, though I much preferred the guitarist from little known band Jerk telling me the same thing not long before that. They played the same show.
My favourite celebrity meeting is when comedian Frank Woodley was signing autographs after a show and I went up and had a chat with him. We shook hands to start and he held my hand through the whole conversation. When I had to go he said "Do you really?" When I said yes he told me that was a shame. :D
 
The FBI dug up my backyard last summer looking for Jimmy Hoffa.

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They didn't find Jimmy Hoffa, but they found my missing Grandmother.

I'm pissed off that they stopped her social security checks.

The autopsy said she died of old age, so no charges were filed against me.

Man, I was really sweating it there for a while.
 
The FBI dug up my backyard last summer looking for Jimmy Hoffa.

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They didn't find Jimmy Hoffa, but they found my missing Grandmother.

I'm pissed off that they stopped her social security checks.

The autopsy said she died of old age, so no charges were filed against me.

Man, I was really sweating it there for a while.

You murderer!

I have always thought that you killed my sister and think you killed Tupac Shakur also!

I'm going to call the Literotica Police and have you incarcerated for the rest of your life!

Looks like you and O.J. Simpson are going to be prison cellmates!
 
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i have met Wil Weaton, Chris Judge, Katie Sackoff, Garret Wong, Anthony Daniels, ummmm, im sure there are more but i cant remember them all right now.
 
There are those that I met, very good friends and friends of friends.
 
I was at a woman's health fair and met Richard Simmons. It was really really hot in there and I got a little faint. He brought me a water bottle.:rose:
 
I went to K-12 with a well known ball player/manager. He had a personality like a wet blanket though.
 
Carmelo Martinez (Baseball Player)
Edgar Martinez (Baseball Player)
Juan Manual Lopez (BOXER, former champ)
Miguel Cotto (boxer)
Tony Fernandez (baseball player)
50 cent (rapper)
John Cena (wrestler)
 
I met:

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Yeardley Smith
Sinbad

when they were filming Jingle All the Way in St. Paul.

I've met sports figures:

Kevin McHale - that sucker is tall.
Alan Page - got an autograph.
Dave Osborne - got an autograph.

I met porn stars:

Nikki Randall - at a strip club, got the pussy in the face.
Christy Canyon - at an autograph signing, I still have the autograph
Selena Steele - at a strip club, I have photos.
Courtney Love - paid her for a dance at Goofies on Block E before it was razed for the Target Center. I felt sorry for the pudgy heroin addicted stripper.
 
Mostly regional superheroes. I've met professionals/experts in the top of my field. Kind of a neat feeling if one is into the networking thing to climb in one's field. I've met some band members of some rockstars that are very popular in the state I'm in. I'm probably married to their favorite groupie. Well, not really but she did go to a lot of their shows and drank tequila with them after shows.

I shook Obama's hand. I saw Ice T surrouded by lots of hot women at the Hard Rock Casino. Pre Ice Loves Coco days.

I met a pretty famous former Heisman winner from my Alma Mater. That was VERY cool.

A weird brush with Celebrity is that I went to a friend's wedding and sat right behind a guy that looked like Dick Van Patten and I turn to my friend and say, "That guy looks just like Dick Van Patten!". Turns out my friend's bride was related to him and it was the actual Dick Van Patten.

Nothing too exciting but it creates some fun memories to relate.
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I'm waiting for the celebrities who post at lit under goofy names to tell us who they really are.
 
I met:

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Yeardley Smith
Sinbad

when they were filming Jingle All the Way in St. Paul.

I've met sports figures:

Kevin McHale - that sucker is tall.
Alan Page - got an autograph.
Dave Osborne - got an autograph.

I met porn stars:

Nikki Randall - at a strip club, got the pussy in the face.
Christy Canyon - at an autograph signing, I still have the autograph
Selena Steele - at a strip club, I have photos.
Courtney Love - paid her for a dance at Goofies on Block E before it was razed for the Target Center. I felt sorry for the pudgy heroin addicted stripper.

You know Selena posts here don't you?
 
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