Mike_Yates
Literotica's Anti-Hero
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Have you ever met a celebrity? If so, who was it and where did you meet them?
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I met mike Vick at a bar once... I did my best to try and get him to punch me so I could make a couple of bucks. I referred to him as Ron Mexico, and called him a dog killer and shit like that. He didn't punch me like I wished... He did leave the bar shortly after thst though.
The FBI dug up my backyard last summer looking for Jimmy Hoffa.
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They didn't find Jimmy Hoffa, but they found my missing Grandmother.
I'm pissed off that they stopped her social security checks.
The autopsy said she died of old age, so no charges were filed against me.
Man, I was really sweating it there for a while.
There are those that I met, very good friends and friends of friends.
I met:
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Yeardley Smith
Sinbad
when they were filming Jingle All the Way in St. Paul.
I've met sports figures:
Kevin McHale - that sucker is tall.
Alan Page - got an autograph.
Dave Osborne - got an autograph.
I met porn stars:
Nikki Randall - at a strip club, got the pussy in the face.
Christy Canyon - at an autograph signing, I still have the autograph
Selena Steele - at a strip club, I have photos.
Courtney Love - paid her for a dance at Goofies on Block E before it was razed for the Target Center. I felt sorry for the pudgy heroin addicted stripper.