Have You Ever Had To Explain Sex To A Kid???

[BusyAfternoon]

Have You Ever Had To Explain Sex To A Kid???



Take a seat and listen to a witty Julia Sweeney explain how she explained sex to her 8-year-old daughter. It just gets funnier and funnier and I wished it was longer.

She starts with frogs and it goes way beyond that...well, watch for yourself. Mothers should especially enjoy this one.

http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2010/04/06/wits-sweeney/

 

[karie44]

yes i remember lol

 

[Angellica1612]

That was a riot! Best laugh I've had in a while

 

[piccicatopolka]

Well it is true... not everybody can do the splits.

 

[IndieSnob]

I can't believe no one has made the joke yet.

Of course it's still early in the day.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

i refuse to explain sex to children as i don't want to be placed on THAT LIST

 

[December]

That was hysterical.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Explaining sex to a kid, a Robstory:

When my folks got divorced, my mom was left with the task of explaining the facts of life to my much younger brother. Any questions? Yes, said younger brother...what's a blowjob?

Mom asked me to explain oral sex to my brother. I agreed to.

I took my brother to the park on a Saturday morning and we went for a walk. We talked about a lot of things, and eventually the subject turned to blowjobs. I explained to him what a blowjob was in plain English...

We were walking around a bend and there was a guy and a girl atop a picnic table, and the girl was sucking the guy off with a wild abandon not seen outside of Lorilei13's amateur porn collection.

My brother gestured over to the couple..."You mean like that?" I nodded and said "Yeah".....

....to this day, he believes that I somehow arranged for this performance for his benefit....

 

[CHNOPS]

5 very funny first minutes, and then I wanted her to stop talking already.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

My face is wet - I laughed so hard tears ran down - thanks for posting.

 

[bronzeage]

I let their mothers explain sex. I explained birth control.

 

[koalabear]

Funny! I just said"Google it".

 

[Angellica1612]

Funny! I just said"Google it".

Ah, a proud moment in parenting history.