Have you ever had sex before?

[Matthew Craig]

Did you like it?

 

[virgin_not]

Who doesn't??

 

[asian_princess]

Who doesn't??

don't listen to virgin!!...don't you know? she's too kinky to be the voice of the common person...
that's where i can help you...and my response would be... "who doesn't?? "

 

[Clint Taurus]

Tried it once, it was bloody awful
never again.

 

[Cama de Rosas]

Sex? Sex?! How dare you speak of such filthy things!

Out boy, out!

Tut tut.

 

[WantonWitch]

Never, I'm an, innocent virginal mother of three kids.

 

[Clint Taurus]

Never, I'm an, innocent virginal mother of three kids.

you forgot to mention with a score of nearly 600 on the kinkometer

 

[WantonWitch]

you forgot to mention with a score of nearly 600 on the kinkometer

Hush !!!



And that's my first score, I had a good weekend a while ago

 

[Clint Taurus]

Hush !!!



And that's my first score, I had a good weekend a while ago

How much silence money have you got?

 

[WantonWitch]

How much silence money have you got?

Lmao, not enough, talk away

 

[Clint Taurus]

Lmao, not enough, talk away

Check out the braintree and witham times

 

[WantonWitch]

Check out the braintree and witham times

No one ever believes a word of that anyway

 

[Clint Taurus]

No one ever believes a word of that anyway

Dont think anyone buys it either

 

[WantonWitch]

Lol, only if they're decorating and need something to stand paint tins on

 

[phoenix67]

Have you ever had sex before?

Before what?

 

[Cama de Rosas]

Before what?

Does your AV have a chocolatey centre?

 

[phoenix67]

Does your AV have a chocolatey centre?

sorry to disappoint you, it does not, lol ... it's the logo from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" books

 

[Cama de Rosas]

sorry to disappoint you, it does not, lol ... it's the logo from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" books

Damn. See, this is what happens when I don't get my chocolate fix before bed. ::enraged chocolate junkie smiley::

 

[virgin_not]

don't listen to virgin!!...don't you know? she's too kinky to be the voice of the common person...
that's where i can help you...and my response would be... "who doesn't?? "

LMAO

 

[phoenix67]

Damn. See, this is what happens when I don't get my chocolate fix before bed. ::enraged chocolate junkie smiley::

So I guess the question for you would be "Have you ever had sex before satisfying your chocolate fix?" http://cheaptalk.marijuana.com/420/images/smilies/cookie.gif

 

[Cama de Rosas]

So I guess the question for you would be "Have you ever had sex before satisfying your chocolate fix?" http://cheaptalk.marijuana.com/420/images/smilies/cookie.gif

I find one tends to negate the need for the other

Though substitute the word 'before' with 'whilst' and I think you might be into something....

 

[SinfulMiki]

hello

i am looking to make new friends

 

[phoenix67]

for you: "Chocolate" by The Time

... yes the one featuring, Morris Day, lol ...



Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Uh, aaahhh! Uh, ha.
Pass my popcorn down this way.

Everytime we're out on a date.
I want to love you, you made me wait.
Then you told me I look like a pimp.
But honey, I noticed you waited 'til after dinner, 18 jumbo shrimp, damn.

Chocolate - You gotta give me some of your...
Chocolate - What you waitin' for?
Chocolate - Ha, oh Lawd. Give me some of that...
Chocolate - Just can't wait no more.

Every time I bring you home.
You say you got a headache, you wanna be alone.
I ain't tryin' to brag baby, but if I ever get you in the bed.
I'll work that body so hard, you'll wish all you had was an achin' head.

Chocolate - Aah, oh Lawd. Give me some of your...
Chocolate - What you waitin' for?
Chocolate - Oh Lawd. Give me some of that...
Chocolate - Just can't wait no more, uh!

Aahh! Look out, ha!
Haa, haa, uh. Back up, wait, wait...

Chocolate - Oh nasty. Give me some of your...
Chocolate - What you waitin' for, baby?
Chocolate - Ah ah. Give me some of that...
Chocolate - Uh, I said I just can't wait no more, ah!

Back up now. Yes. There. No, there... wait a minute.
Hit me! Yes! Oh nasty. Listen to me now...

When I sleep, I dream of you.
I dream about doin' the things I want to do.
I'd make it so nice if only I could.
Don't you wanna see my Tootsie Roll? Baby, I'm sure you would.

Chocolate - Ah, oh Lawd. Give me some of your...
Chocolate - Ha, what you waitin' for?
Chocolate - Candy, oh Lawd. Give me some of that...
Chocolate - I..., I..., I said I just can't wait no more, uh!

Chocolate - Ha, look out, uh! Give me some of your...
Chocolate - Yes, what you waitin' for baby?
Chocolate - Candy, oh Lawd. Give me some of that...
Chocolate - Ha, just can't wait no more, uh!

Oh baby, what's the problem?
What's the matter, don't you like me?
You don't want no young man? You need somebody with experience?
I could make it so nice.

Chocolate - Aahh, oh Lawd. Give me some of your...
Chocolate - What you waitin' for?
Chocolate - Ha haaa, oh Lawd. Give me some of your...
Chocolate - I.., I said I just can't wait no more. Look out!

Chocolate - Milky way. Ha haaa! Give me some baby.
Chocolate - Aahh, give me today. Look out, uh!
Chocolate - Aaah!
Chocolate - Jesse, you play somethin'. I think I'm gonna go over here and tap on this cowbell.

Y'all get out of the way, I'll do some. That's it.
Nice, huh? I like it. Yeah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Gimme some horns. Gimme some horns.
Look out, huh. Oh nasty, that's it, ha!
Wait, look out, bring it back.

Chocolate - Chocolate.
Chocolate - What you waitin' for, baby?
Chocolate - Candy, tootsie roll. Gimme some of that...
Chocolate - Have no fear baby, I'm one of the 3 musketeers.

Chocolate - Unwrap me. Aahh, aahh!
Chocolate - Aahh! No.
Chocolate - Ha haaa, ha haaa!
Chocolate - Aaarg! Listen to me now.

Chocolate - Milky way. Tootsie roll.
Chocolate - Ain't nobody bad like me, I'm too old. Look out.
Chocolate - Aahh, wait.
Chocolate - Fellas, we got to get on up outta here. It's way past my dinner time, let's go!

.... Garcon, Mr. Day's ready to order now.
Waiter, I think I'll have the hot turkey dinner. What comes with that?
.... Mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce, stuffin', green beans, chitlins, ...
That's good.
.... candy, sweet potatoes, ...
That's good, that's enough.
.... black-eyed peas, grits, ...
Hey, wait.. wait.. wait, hold on, hold.. wait...
.... cabbage and...
Could you take this?
.... I can say anything I want to. Y'all can't fuck with me.
Didn't nobody ask you all that, just take the menu.
.... Look out.
And get the hell out my face, alright?
.... Too old.
Too ugly.
.... Nasty.

But still I'm bad. Bad to the bone.
What you gonna do with me? I'm all alone, hit me.

Chocolate - I like it, I like it.
Chocolate - But we can't just leave it like that. We need somethin' else.
Chocolate - We need some horns. Horns, stand up please. Thank you so much.
Chocolate - Y'all come in on the one. Everybody else just clap, clap your hands, come on.

That's it. Y'all sing with me. Say.. say "Tootsie Roll"
Tootsie Roll - That's right. Haaa! So exciting, sing it. Say...
Tootsie Roll - Yeah, keep it in the pocket. Now if you can't, clap on the one...
Tootsie Roll - Then don't clap at all. So exciting. Sing...
Tootsie Roll - Yes, yes.

Tootsie Roll - Stuffin', we need some gravy.
Tootsie Roll - Yes. Biscuits, sing...
Tootsie Roll - Jerome? Morris? Go get my BMW please.
Tootsie Roll - We got the Cadillac though. Cadillac, BMW, whatever, just please go get the car.

Tootsie Roll - Ha, good God. Say...
Tootsie Roll - Oh no Stella. You gonna get your "Tootsie Roll"...
Tootsie Roll - after I have my dinner. Ha ha, sing...
Tootsie Roll - Yes, ha! Everybody, look out.

Tootsie Roll - That's it, that's it.
Tootsie Roll - No, that's it now, that's it, we got to go.

.... Hey man, we still wanna be singin' man.
No no, we s'posed to be eatin' dinner now, I got to go

That's it, let's go.

 

[Cama de Rosas]

ROFLMAO

That is brilliant! I have NO idea who those people are, but it's brilliant!

My laptop batt is dying. Catch ya later

xXx

 

[Zmey]

Nah man... I've been neutered