MellowingGrey
Not A Virgin Now
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- Feb 7, 2021
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I’ve just returned from a long walk in the countryside where I came across a scene the set me thinking. As I approached a large hawthorn hedge I spied a commotion in the patch of long grass in front of the hedge. As I neared the grassy patch out walks a male duck, on which seeing me flew off at a great pace, followed by a female duck with another male duck millimeters away fron her rear. The payed little or no attention to me. This got me thinking; “Is the pull of sexual desire overriding the rear of possible death”?
It also reminded me of this very old joke ; which with your permission I’ll tell.
There was this old homesteader in the mid west USA. He’s sat on his porch in a swing seat watching a rooster chasing the chickens around the yard with an obvious sparkle in its eye. After several minutes his wife appears in the yard with with a box of corn seed. She proceeds to feed the chickens by throwing handfuls of the seed on thr ground. The chickens and the rooster stop racing around the yard and stop to feed. The old homesteader says to his wife “If I ever get like than old rooster and prefer to eat instead of having sex put me into the retirment home.”

This brings me back to the title question, are you ever too tired for sex?
Tell your story why........
It also reminded me of this very old joke ; which with your permission I’ll tell.
There was this old homesteader in the mid west USA. He’s sat on his porch in a swing seat watching a rooster chasing the chickens around the yard with an obvious sparkle in its eye. After several minutes his wife appears in the yard with with a box of corn seed. She proceeds to feed the chickens by throwing handfuls of the seed on thr ground. The chickens and the rooster stop racing around the yard and stop to feed. The old homesteader says to his wife “If I ever get like than old rooster and prefer to eat instead of having sex put me into the retirment home.”


This brings me back to the title question, are you ever too tired for sex?
Tell your story why........