Have you ever been drunk, fallen onto your face and...

[p_p_man]

made up some ludricous lie about why you had all those cuts, scratches and bruises?

It happened to me last night and now I'm desperately trying to think of a half way reasonable excuse for my condition before my friend, Ellen, comes to stay for the weekend.

 

[Ask For More]

Um.....nope.

 

[Marxist]

You got into a vicious, vicious, fight with your stable of long-nailed ho's and all you had to defend yourself was a straight razor and clothes hanger. Think it'll work?

I call it the Ike Turner defense. You're welcome in advance.

MARXIST

 

[p_p_man]

Ask For More well...that's no help.

This is a frantic man here calling out for suggestions...

She's due to arrive in an hour...

 

[p_p_man]

Marxist - yeah that's a possibilty...

 

[Debbie]

Have you got a cat? You could try, " Ahhh Ellen I tripped over the cat on the way to the loo in the dark and the cat like freaked out and climbed up my leg and scratched the be'jesus outa me "*Hang your head here to be believable* scuff your feet for credibility


or last resort tell the truth you got shit faced and fell on your silly drunken ass

 

[p_p_man]

Top of the list so far debbiexxx...

 

[Debbie]

Good luck I vote for the truth though. If I was Ellen I would respect you more for the truth.

 

[celiaKitten]

Personally - I let my parents live under the false belief that I walked in my sleep (I was away at college)

 

[mig]

Fess up,or,

run for it.

 

[Lancaster]

Whilst washing this morning, you accidentally picked up a sheet of sandpaper instead of the facecloth.

 

[Myrrdin]

You could say you think you're allergic to all these dusty letters you've been getting.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

just play tupid and say you woke up that way... use the line "i honestly dont know what happened.. i was fine when i fell asleep last night but when i woke up i looked like this" it just about always works for me... just be sure to pretend to be confused by it while you're saying it otherwise it wont be believable

 

[Cheyenne]

If she is that close of a friend, she probably knows you well enough to be able to guess exactly what you did.

Confess the truth.

 

[Marxist]

Yeah, tell her the truth, let you freak flag fly!

Oh, you're already doing that. Nevermind.

 

[Xander]

Uhm no, I have always stood by my drunked injuries...as stupid as they may have been....Been a good laugh for the friends though.

 

[*Lazer*]

You could always go for the alien defense. You know they picked you up for experiments and you fought them off, blah blah blah ????? It works for most anything or at least stops the questions.

 

[Rambling Rose]

p p man?

just how bad is it???

 

[Azwed]

I have done it before, but I always just admited what happend. I still have a decent sized scar on my lip from falling out of a van and busting it up.

 

[rahfirst]

I agree with Debbiexxx.

But, I though you said your face was all scratched up, not your ass.

If it's your ass, just don't show your ass and it will be all right.

 

[nasty]

Nope

I have been drunk enough to pass out, wake up naked, and not remember how I got that way.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Personally - I let my parents live under the false belief that I walked in my sleep (I was away at college)

With me this might work; I used to walk in my sleep. Now I don't, but I do thrash about at times.

I did get so drunk once that my friends found me outside face down in the mud. I won't get into all of the other embaressing things I did that night, and my friends are sworn to secrecy - if they even remember it - I sure don't remember much other than the fact that I mixed two bottles of wine with two cases of beer. I had my first and only hangover and did not drink for a whole week (which for me at the time was an eon the way I was going).

The cause for that night? Women of course - what else?

 

[cyndiesweet]

This thread has me laughing my ass off! Thanks everybody. No offense intended for those of you who were serious It just struck me funny.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Hold thumb and index finger roughly 1 inch apart and say "Man alive I'm that far from snatching that pebble outta his hand and completeing my trianing".

 

[Renegade]

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