Have you ever been caught perving?

[T.H. Oughts]

I just got back from town. While walking down the street I noticed this cute looking guy walking in my direction. Just as we pasted each other I turned to perv at his butt.. then I realised he had turned around too and was perving at mine.... our eyes meet and we both cracked up laughing. He then said to me, "And I bet you are happly married." I just chuckled at him with a nice smile, turned and kept walking.

So have you ever been caught perving at someone??????



*edited for typos*

 

[lavender]

 

[Wiggles]

I perv. on men's asses all the time, I hardly ever get caught!

Unless I want to, that is! ;0)

 

[thumbs2_ca]

lol

That is funny T.H.
I haven't been caught like that, only when I was too slow hitting that damn X up in the top right hand corner of the screen. lol

 

[Vinny]

S.O.

My SO has caught me several times and I casually tell her something like dayum she is fine but not as fine as you.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: lol

That is funny T.H.
I haven't been caught like that, only when I was too slow hitting that damn X up in the top right hand corner of the screen. lol

Yep, I've been caught doing that too. I opened my photo file the other day to show my Mum a pic that my sister had sent me. But the last time I had been into the file I must of been looking at my "perv" folder. I blushed so much when my Mum saw them all there as thumbnails, lol

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Oh no! With thumbs2_ca's av in this thread I'm perving right now



*and having flash backs of a LOVELY photo*

 

[LRC]

Wellllllllll, there was this one time ....

when I almost lost control of my car gawking at some guy on a bike.
How would I explain it to the insurance company?

Cause of accident : gorgeous shirtless guy on bicycle.

I wonder if I have perv coverage.

 

[Wiggles]

Re: Wellllllllll, there was this one time ....

when I almost lost control of my car gawking at some guy on a bike.
How would I explain it to the insurance company?

Cause of accident : gorgeous shirtless guy on bicycle.

I wonder if I have perv coverage.

LoL, I've done that too! I used to live up in a rural part of Ohio, and there was this sexy farmer man, doing some back breaking work right on the side of the road....

No shirt, tight jeans, perfect upper body....Yumm

I slide off the side of the road, he looks up right when I'm laughing at myself!

How could I forget that??

 

[LRC]

Oooohhhhhh ....

a farmer without a "farmer's tan"

 

[Orlanth]

We haver Pervs' here?

 

[lobito]

Easier to tell you about the times I'm NOT caught perving.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Easier to tell you about the times I'm NOT caught perving.

lol, true, I only go up town to perv

Actually my SO and I perv while in the company of each other. We point out cute butts and breasts to each other all the time. It would small minded of a person to think their SO did not find another person walking down the street occasionaly worth a perv.

It's all about looking but not touching, that is the thing

 

[SimplySouthern]

As a matter of fact, this happened to me Wednesday.

We have a Xerox copier at my office. It breaks at least weekly.

No, I swear it has nothing to do with the fact that copy man is as fine a specimen as I've ever seen.

He came back to the office of Wednesday to replace some silly part or another that was mysteriously broken. He's telling me the ins and outs of the inner workings of this machine. I'm making an earnest attempt at looking him in the eye and giving it a nod or two and the properly placed "uh-huh".

My mind wanders and all of the sudden he's got me backed up against that copier riding me like I'm in the Kentucky Derby.

I come to from my daydream and he's looking at me, looking at his crotch. He blushes, I blush....and then he leaves. Of course, not without telling me he'll be back the next week when "something else" breaks.

Dammit, I think he's on to us.

 

[thumbs2_ca]

Hmmmm

I agree T.H. looking means you are still alive.
Why do I feel like dropping some coins on the ground and bending over to get them when I see your AV? lol
Nice legs!!!!

 

[Ice Cold]

Caught no.... just have to remember to raise the eyes from their chest when they turn around to talk to you. I work with 30 women. I am turning it into an art form.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Hmmmm

I agree T.H. looking means you are still alive.
Why do I feel like dropping some coins on the ground and bending over to get them when I see your AV? lol
Nice legs!!!!

Darlin you don't have to drop coins, just ask and you can play at my feet anyday

 

[Moridin187]

lol, funny you should bring this up T.H.. I just got caught perving today for the first time in quite a while...

There was this girl I hadn't seen in over a year... I saw her for the first time today... let's say she's... Matured a bit... "I was just reading your shirt! I swear to god!"


Trick for perving - Sunglasses are a beautiful thing... You can position your head so it seems like you're looking into their eyes while you're staring at their ample, rounded, heaving.....

I'll be back in a few minutes folks

 

[Orlanth]

Trick for perving - Sunglasses are a beautiful thing... You can position your head so it seems like you're looking into their eyes while you're staring at their ample, rounded, heaving.....

I'll be back in a few minutes folks

Aye, Sun glasses is one of the best ways. My eye sight is up the creek, I need to wear $460 glasses so I can see, with my eyes, brought light is very pain full. So I have Sun glasses attactment for my glasses that I have to wear when I am outside.
It isn't that bad, I can look all I want and people don'gt know what I am looking at. So the last time I got cought was a while ack, I remember it clearly.
I was young at the time, I won't go into anymore detial.

 

[Laci]

I think as far as the record goes I have the worst luck. I was returning to work from lunch with a friend and right as we were about to pass around the corner of this building I drop my purse. So I kneel down to get it and wouldn't you know it, two very sexy cowboy types come waltzing around the corner paying no attention to the woman at their knee's. One of them bumps right into me knocking me right on my butt with his crotch. I stared up right into his crotch trying to think of something witty and sarcastic to say but as far as those tight jeans hugging up against his very impressive package were conscerend I was speechless. What may have been a moment of perv time truned into hours when the guy says "Excuse me but is there something I can help you with down there?" My face was bright red as I ran off, forgetting my purse. My friend brought it too me and smiled saying to me "Okay point to the exact point it began and ended on your face". We both laughed but that sexy cowboy really had something to be proud of.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I think as far as the record goes I have the worst luck. I was returning to work from lunch with a friend and right as we were about to pass around the corner of this building I drop my purse. So I kneel down to get it and wouldn't you know it, two very sexy cowboy types come waltzing around the corner paying no attention to the woman at their knee's. One of them bumps right into me knocking me right on my butt with his crotch. I stared up right into his crotch trying to think of something witty and sarcastic to say but as far as those tight jeans hugging up against his very impressive package were conscerend I was speechless. What may have been a moment of perv time truned into hours when the guy says "Excuse me but is there something I can help you with down there?" My face was bright red as I ran off, forgetting my purse. My friend brought it too me and smiled saying to me "Okay point to the exact point it began and ended on your face". We both laughed but that sexy cowboy really had something to be proud of.

Damn, yours sounds just as much fun as mine, lol

 

[Lost Cause]

A while back I was swimming at a family reunion by a lake in California. I was sitting back catching rays, and drinking a beer when a distant female cousin sat down next to me. She had just got out of the lake, and her suit was practically see-through, and her features were transparent.
I scanned her body out the corners of my sunglasses, and I guess I became semi-erect. By the time I realized I was "showing" my interest, my cousin looked at me...then at my crotch...giggled and ran back to the lake! I was so embarrassed, I went to a remote section of the lake so I wouldn't have to look at any more family. My cousin that night acted like nothing happened, except for the smirks we were giving each other.
**Okay pervs.. we did hook up later on, but just for fun!**

 

[T.H. Oughts]

**Okay pervs.. we did hook up later on, but just for fun!**

Mmmmmm I think we at lit should do some perving while you tell us the details

 

[Lost Cause]

**The hook up** (See first LC reply)
The family went clubbin' that night, a little drinking, a little dancing. She and I ended up dancing to the Police song, "Dont Stand, Don't Stand So Close To Me", well, we got to some dance floor rubbing, and somehow ended up in the parking lot swapping tongues! It was weird at first, but she said it best, "No matter what happens, we will always be family." It felt forbidden AND delightful! Some of our relatives came outside, and gave us thumbs-ups and smiles. We were both wet as hell, so our first encounter was her sitting on a car front fender, with her panties pulled to the side. I had to be real quick while going down on her so we wouldn't be so obvious. When I finally entered her, we had to keep it under control again, so we wouldn't get busted. It felt great just being inside her and not having to go wild...she just rocked her hips from side to side, while we just kissed and sucked on each others lips. She came a few times and told me she didn't want a mess. She slid me out, and pulled me to the darker side of the car. It didn't take long for me to cum down her throat, but I couldn't get over the raw sexual nature of our first time.
Needless to say, we fucked everywhere our reunion wasn't! The closest we came to getting caught was she giving me a blowjob while we were suppose to be in separate rooms changing into swim clothes. Her Mom came into the apartment and came up the stairs. I heard her about to open the door....my cousin and I looked at each other with eyes as big as dinner plates! I rolled off the bed and under it in time for my cousin to compose herself when her Mom came in. Her Mom seemed unusually suspicious (she might have already guessed about us), It could have been the smells of semen, saliva, and pussyjuice in the room!?
We saw each other off and on until she got married, and at last info, is getting a divorce with four children!
**If she is on the Lit, I'm busted! She'll knows the details too!**
Sorry Cuz!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

**The hook up**

Wow, thanks for the details On a car in a carpark..... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh