Evil Attorney
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One upon a time I happen to be talking to a woman I go to school with and the subject of guns came up, so I offered her a chance to go shooting at a pistol range, and dinner afterwards.
She accepted, and we went.
I almost got a .38 special bullet in the head for my trouble.
(shut up, stop laughing.)
I thought she was responsible enough to handle a weapon, but...well...I did not know her really that well.
While teaching her to shoot on the range she turned to me to say something, then she made a sweeping jesture with her hand as she spoke and the .38 revolver in her hand came to rest pointing at my head.
A hole .38 of an inch wide NEVER looked so large as when its pointing right at your head at 3 inches.
I got offline from the gun, and took it out of her hand.
The she asked me "Why are you so jumpy???" so i took the gun, shot the 3 remaining rounds at the target and told her, "NO SHIT, you pointed a loaded pistol at my HEAD!!!"
After almost getting shot in the head by my date, it went down from their. Never even got to dinner, cause almost getting killed my a ditsy blonde kinda pissed me off a lot.
Whats my excuse for handing a loaded gun to someone I did not know really well? Um...she was hot.
I learned my lesson. Tits or no tits, till i know her well, I'm not handing her a handgun.
Ok, whats your story.
She accepted, and we went.
I almost got a .38 special bullet in the head for my trouble.
(shut up, stop laughing.)
I thought she was responsible enough to handle a weapon, but...well...I did not know her really that well.
While teaching her to shoot on the range she turned to me to say something, then she made a sweeping jesture with her hand as she spoke and the .38 revolver in her hand came to rest pointing at my head.
A hole .38 of an inch wide NEVER looked so large as when its pointing right at your head at 3 inches.
I got offline from the gun, and took it out of her hand.
The she asked me "Why are you so jumpy???" so i took the gun, shot the 3 remaining rounds at the target and told her, "NO SHIT, you pointed a loaded pistol at my HEAD!!!"
After almost getting shot in the head by my date, it went down from their. Never even got to dinner, cause almost getting killed my a ditsy blonde kinda pissed me off a lot.
Whats my excuse for handing a loaded gun to someone I did not know really well? Um...she was hot.
I learned my lesson. Tits or no tits, till i know her well, I'm not handing her a handgun.
Ok, whats your story.
