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Have you all been thinking about the Lord?

It's impossible to not think about the Lord. Every aspect of existence sings continual praise to the Creator. Even if you believe you may not be thinking about the Lord; the fact of your ongoing existence belies that notion. Existence is an ever-abiding presence with the Lord. The concept of "thinking" is an abstract notion in spiritual context.
 
HelpImLost just got a smack-down from a true believer.

Take that born-again Christian shit outta here, thread starter. LOL
 
Jesus was born in March.

Saturn is the reason you celebrate his birthday in December.
 
ArtisticX said:
It's impossible to not think about the Lord. Every aspect of existence sings continual praise to the Creator. Even if you believe you may not be thinking about the Lord; the fact of your ongoing existence belies that notion. Existence is an ever-abiding presence with the Lord. The concept of "thinking" is an abstract notion in spiritual context.
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Wow, I like the way you think. :heart:
 
Oblimo said:
Jesus was born in March.

Saturn is the reason you celebrate his birthday in December.
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That is the reason for when and along with all the other pagan stuff it's the reason for how but it's not the reason for why. Can't have Christmas without Christ after all.
 
pantalaimonlyra said:
I need to get my hands on a confessional.
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You know I've always had a bit of an interest in etymology*. It really doesn't matter where a word comes from in order to be able to enjoy using it but I just get a little extra thrill out of having some idea how a word came to be.

I just had an epiphany. Something tells me there's a screen missing in a confessional somewhere and that is the origin of the word GLORYhole**.

* it took me a long time to get etymology and entomology straight in my head and apparently I'm going to have to teach Google voice to text because I clearly said etymology and it typed entomology

** also Google Voice to Text apparently has been clued in on the idea that g********* is a dirty word otherwise it would have simply typed glory followed by hole

P.S. Why the H-E-double-hockeysticks does Google voice to text sometimes capitalize the words voice to text and sometimes not, as shown above?
 
Que said:
You know I've always had a bit of an interest in etymology*. It really doesn't matter where a word comes from in order to be able to enjoy using it but I just get a little extra thrill out of having some idea how a word came to be.

I just had an epiphany. Something tells me there's a screen missing in a confessional somewhere and that is the origin of the word GLORYhole**.

* it took me a long time to get etymology and entomology straight in my head and apparently I'm going to have to teach Google voice to text because I clearly said etymology and it typed entomology

** also Google Voice to Text apparently has been clued in on the idea that g********* is a dirty word otherwise it would have simply typed glory followed by hole

P.S. Why the H-E-double-hockeysticks does Google voice to text sometimes capitalize the words voice to text and sometimes not, as shown above?
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I gave up on that thing. It can't understand my accent. Whatever city slicker designed that expected us to use real words in everyday conversation and that shit just ain't gonna happen for me.

There's some little kid game that won't let you use swears, where you design houses, and there's like... weird shit. Like it kicked back the word "basement". And I was like, "what the fuck?" Because we legit were designing a basement. I got real mad, because there was legit no reason for it not to take it.

semen.

Basement has semen in it.

Like... I went my whole life never knowing that.
 
"Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you." - Matthew 7:6
 
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HelpImLost said:
I hope you have :D


http://www.stthomasvancouver.ca/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/free_christian_christmas_screensaver-53987-2.jpeg
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No sorry....co opting the season with your own doesn't make it your own....


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Que said:
You know that's truly interesting to me. I don't read you as having an accent. Which I know is silly because an accent is how you say individual words not necessarily which words you use that's more of a regional affectation but somehow or another I can't really picture you with an accent.

Most people would consider me accentless despite my formative years developing a very healthy Southern accent. Louisiana to be specific. Interesting League, I just said Louisiana properly (lew Zee anna) and it typed it the way Louisiana is spelled not the way I actually said it.
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That's weird because I type in my dialect. Most people, when they hear me speak, are like, "You sound exactly like I thought you would sound." Because I just kinda project real strong toothless redneck vibes regardless of the medium through which I communicate.

I mean, I have both an accent and a dialect. It's hard to have one without the other, so my word choice really oughta clue you in.

Like... most people who aren't trailer trash don't use words like "speak" or "ought" and whatnot. They use "talk" and "should". Or "meant". Some people say "meant" where I say "ought" and that sounds real fuckin weird to me. I don't really get that. Like I don't even really know what that's supposed to mean. It hits the ear wrong. "I ought to do this" makes more sense than "I'm meant to do this".

Or "whatnot", probably. My point is it's also weird to me that you can't hear it because most people can.

Also if I'm tired or drunk (tired, btw, is a word none of the speech-to-text robots can pick up, so apparently I can't fucking say 'tired' properly) or inebriated in any way I get MORE of an accent, and I talk really fast just... even for an Appalachian accent which is already faster paced than most English so it's a clusterfuck.

Part of the reason it can't pick me up is that. That I just talk too quickly for it. It doesn't know what "whichin?" is, for example. You have to say. the. whole. word. "Which one?" And I could have fucking typed it faster at that point. A lot of my sentences are like... one word.

"Whatchyall doin enhyre?" And shit like that. And the robot is just like, "...dude WHAT?"

"What. Are. yhall. Doing. In. Here?"
Coulda typed it faster.

So I just type it.

Like I can get them to understand me, but it pisses me off because I have to fundamentally change the way I speak, and if I wouldn't do that for my speech classes and shit I'm sure as fuck not gonna do it for a robot. It's the principle of the thing.
 
Libsam said:
I say it: loo-easy-anna
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I just said it out loud and I know I'm wrong. I corrected myself. By default it was like... "Leezyanna".

Wait a goddamn minute, actually I think I might be right and the whole rest of the world might be wrong because if it ain't pronounced like that then that little kid song don't make no damn sense.

It has to rhyme with "Alabama" and "Suzanna"

Come from Louisiana/Come from Alabama
Come to see my Suzanna
Singing Polly Wolly Doodle all the day

Or I'm also saying literally every other rhyme in this song wrong as well.
 
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CandiCame said:
That's weird because I type in my dialect. Most people, when they hear me speak, are like, "You sound exactly like I thought you would sound." Because I just kinda project real strong toothless redneck vibes regardless of the medium through which I communicate.

I mean, I have both an accent and a dialect. It's hard to have one without the other, so my word choice really oughta clue you in.

Like... most people who aren't trailer trash don't use words like "speak" or "ought" and whatnot. They use "talk" and "should". Or "meant". Some people say "meant" where I say "ought" and that sounds real fuckin weird to me. I don't really get that. Like I don't even really know what that's supposed to mean. It hits the ear wrong. "I ought to do this" makes more sense than "I'm meant to do this".

Or "whatnot", probably. My point is it's also weird to me that you can't hear it because most people can.

Also if I'm tired or drunk (tired, btw, is a word none of the speech-to-text robots can pick up, so apparently I can't fucking say 'tired' properly) or inebriated in any way I get MORE of an accent, and I talk really fast just... even for an Appalachian accent which is already faster paced than most English so it's a clusterfuck.

Part of the reason it can't pick me up is that. That I just talk too quickly for it. It doesn't know what "whichin?" is, for example. You have to say. the. whole. word. "Which one?" And I could have fucking typed it faster at that point. A lot of my sentences are like... one word.

"Whatchyall doin enhyre?" And shit like that. And the robot is just like, "...dude WHAT?"

"What. Are. yhall. Doing. In. Here?"
Coulda typed it faster.

So I just type it.

Like I can get them to understand me, but it pisses me off because I have to fundamentally change the way I speak, and if I wouldn't do that for my speech classes and shit I'm sure as fuck not gonna do it for a robot. It's the principle of the thing.
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Post a voice recording, please. I wanna hear how you sound.
 
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