Have ya ever heard?

[Wizard]

Today at work I was with a few guys from another company that do the same kind of work I do and we had to measure a job..............Did ya ever hear or know if you put your arms out from your sides they are almost the same as how tall you are?..............

Just a little useless info I had to share.....I never knew that.......

 

[*bratcat*]

sorry,hon

 

[Wizard]

*bratcat*.........No shit? Never heard that one either.....I look at the size and go pay for them if they don't fit they get throwen in the back of my closet and I say I'll take them back but never seam to do that.........

Man, what rock have I been under????????What others do anyone know?...............

 

[Beebeeblue]

Its ok Wizzie...its ok.

 

[Wizard]

I missed it....I never knew..................I hate when that happens........I'm full of nonimportant shit..............

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Guru]

 

[Merelan]

I think the size of your shoes thing is the larger the shoe, the smaller and more useless the cock. But I could have that all wrong.
Sorry, had to. Chef made me do it.

 

[Angel]

How big?

And I sent you fe-male. Did you get it?

 

[jcgirl]

Re: sorry,hon

but that is old news! and did you know that if you are too lazy to try on a pair of pants...just test them by wrapping the waistband around your neck...and they should fit if both edges meet...more useless info for you

Ok, I tried.........didnt work......

 

[Todd]

I don't think the big shoe theory works cause I only were a small size 7 and well the girls have seen my picture and its not tiny

 

[Angel]

Hey where is MY pic, TODD!

 

[Todd]

as for pants fitting your waist I have found that if you are not seriously over weight but within the healthy zone give or take 20 pounds either way. is to make a fist and put your forearm in a buttons pair of jeans from elbow to fist and it should fit your waist

 

[Todd]

Hey where is MY pic, TODD!

didn't you see the thread, if not aol me if it ever works or drop me and email and I will send it

 

[Wizard]

When your weight is 112lbs, 20 pounds would make a big diffrence................

 

[Todd]

When your weight is 112lbs, 20 pounds would make a big diffrence................

not really wizard because the wieght genrally at that size balaces it self around the body at 112 pounds

 

[Wizard]

HHHHHhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm..........................

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Re: sorry,hon

 

[Guru]

 

[Merelan]

Guru... I apologize for yesterdays remark. It was a funny, but somehow bothered me all day. Please forgive? Please?

 

[Expertise]

Rather than have people thnk i'm a complete fucking loon by wrapping pants around my neck I think i'll make the herculean effort of actually trying them on.

In the same vein..... the distance from the tip of your second finger (the fuck off one) to the base of your wrist (where it becomes your hand) is supposed to be a very close approximation of penile length.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

And the circumference could be.....

the widest width of your palm?

Would that then be fisting?

 

[Juliangel]

(In my best Julia Roberts voice) <Quoting from Pretty Woman>

Did you know your foot is as long as your arm from your elbow to your wrist?