Have there been any end of the world threads

[KyleW]

That wouldn't be predictable at all.

No this does not count as an end of the world thread.

This is a thread about cheese. Brie.

 

[Morcheeba]

Mehhh, guess you missed my TOLD YOU SO thread.

Who knew you were such a little fragile bitch when it came to the end of the world theories.

 

[blobfish]

Speaking of brie, its homophone is Bree, and I rewrote the chorus of Land Down Under by Men At Work:

Travelling just north of Haradwaith,
hitching a fairy to ditch the Ringwraith.
We met a gatekeeper, he made us nervous,
but he let us in for second breakfast.

And he said, "what's your business with us here in Bree?
Will you be staying at the Prancing Pony?
Did you come here by the ferry?
I heard tell of queer folk from buckleberry."

 

[KyleW]

Speaking of brie, its homophone is Bree, and I rewrote the chorus of Land Down Under by Men At Work:

Travelling just north of Haradwaith,
hitching a fairy to ditch the Ringwraith.
We met a gatekeeper, he made us nervous,
but he let us in for second breakfast.

And he said, "what's your business with us here in Bree?
Will you be staying at the Prancing Pony?
Did you come here by the ferry?
I heard tell of queer folk from buckleberry."

Wow. Okay. So anyway.

We bought brie today. Write me a poem about it. But it can't involve middle earth

 

[blobfish]

Wow. Okay. So anyway.

We bought brie today. Write me a poem about it. But it can't involve middle earth

Brie, your molten core,
reminiscent of magma,
but not half as hot.

 

[KyleW]

Brie, your molten core,
reminiscent of magma,
but not half as hot.

Terrible effort. Where is your heart?

You couldn't even put something in there about WQ, racism and tattoos that look like someone threw up shit?

 

[Sinny]

The bf brought over some camembert last weekend and I was thinking about sitting it on the counter for an hour and eating it later with sour cherry chutney I made for a party last weekend. I even have crusty bread. I am drinking a pilsner urquell right now, so that might not happen. If the world is going to end tomorrow, I will approach it with a slightly annoying headache and mild dehydration.

 

[blobfish]

Terrible effort. Where is your heart?

You couldn't even put something in there about WQ, racism and tattoos that look like someone threw up shit?

It was a transcendent haiku that had more levels than Donkey Kong Junior, but fine, here's some doggerel:

As I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
a gentle rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis a Tasmanian attention whore. Only this, and nothing more."

 

[doctor_insanus]

Good-Ass Cheese!