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[lizthewizz2000]

Hi, all! I'm in a bit of a wacky, weird, wild mood - anyone have any random questions that have been nagging their souls? Post and see what reply you'll get!

Liz, the lucky lizard

 

[OldClyde]

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Ok, tell us about your first time!
Bad, good, disappointing, what ever.
What was it like and what was your partner like.
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[Quasimodem]

Hi, all! I'm in a bit of a wacky, weird, wild mood - anyone have any random questions that have been nagging their souls? Post and see what reply you'll get!
Liz,the lucky lizard

Dear Liz,

I have a female Tyrannosaurus Rex, which has been giving me a bit of trouble.

Don't tell me to take my problem to the ‘proper authorities' - whether, to you, that means the Paleontologist Board at the local museum, or the Regional Police Department. If they could shoot ‘Old Yeller,' I am certain that my Lizzy would fare no better at their hands.

My question is, how do I teach her that stepping on pedestrians whom we meet, at night in the park is bad?

To date, I have resisted allowing Lizzy to dispose of the remains, as I am trying to convert her to Vegetarianism. However, the fruit cellar is getting full.

I will soon run out of places to hide the bodies.

Desperate.

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Wicked

 

[wildsweetone]

why is it that when i hang the washing on the clothesline, it either

a) rains, or

b) gets covered in smoke from somebody's garden fire?

(darn, should this have been on the laundry thread?

 

[Wicked-N-Erotic]

Why is it laundry when you're washing it and clothes when you're wearing it. You never say "what laundry should I wear". LOL
Ok guess I'm in a weird mood today too!
Wicked

 

[lizthewizz2000]

Some answers (yeah, right )

1. Clyde: My First Time - My first time was with a guy that went to the same high school with me. His parents had gone to the beach and left him in charge of the house. We spent all day together and both of us were hormonal and horny as hell after a morning and afternoon of allusions and making passes. Finally, we ended up in bed and it was nice but short (I won't say if I'm talking about the lovemaking session or his...ahem....lol). Still, something was missing...hmmmm

2. Quasi: Sounds like your T Rex needs to learn how to be a dinosaur in disguise. I have another client in Scotland, Ms. Ness, who is an expert. She could teach your dino but beware, she's lesbian and may try to seduce her!

3. Wicked: In terms of glue, I guess there's glue-proof material out there. I know I don't have any, my lips can never stay sealed shut! (no mention of which pair ). As to the laundry, I guess it's the same way an ob/gyn will talk about vaginas but your lover will talk about your pussy. Different words for different contexts; I have rarely sounded sexy when I compliment somebody on their vagina lol

4. wildsweetone: Hmm...sounds like it's time to get a dryer! j/k

 

[TheEarl]

If you crossbred a bulldog with a shitzu, would you get a Bullshit?

The Earl

 

[the_bragis]

Hello lizthewizz2000,

Why does is house burning up, the same as a house burning down?

Why house and houses, but not mouse and mouses?

Why one louse, and a head full of lice? (Yuk!)

Exactly how full is a head full anyway?

If something is full up, is it because it's been fulled up?

What is the different between filled in and filled out?

If we have one booth and two booths, then why not one tooth and two tooths?

If we are taught by teachers, why aren't our shirts blaught by bleachers to make them whiter?

Why does socks and shoes sound funny, since the socks go on first?

Why is a boxing ring square?

And one for my friend below...

Why is a Count married to Countess and but an Earl not married to an Earless?

I ponder these and many more intriguing questions.

Have a great day now,

Alex(fem).

 

[TheEarl]

Why is it stairs inside and steps outside?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Why do people point to their wrist when they ask the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why doesn't the English Highway code count a cat as an animal?

Questions, I've got questions!

The Earl

 

[neuken]

Can you tell me........

Hi Liz, I have some questions I would like your help with. I hope they are not too personal. I am always trying to learn more about how to please women in bed and since you offered, maybe you can help.

What is your favorite way of having sex? Do you like it hard or soft? Do you like oral or penetration? Do you like it to take long or be quick? What is especially exiting about your favorite sex?

Thanks!

 

[lizthewizz2000]

More answers....

Hi, again! Hope everyone is having a super-groovy weekend...

1. Earl: My feeling is that if you cross a bulldog with a shih-tzu, you're going to get a dead shih-tzu! I also think in China they call the plates like we do - first base, second base, third base and home. In terms of the English highway code, perhaps they're afraid to say pussy - hee hee hee. And who says no one points to their crotch when asking for the bathroom?!? *points to her crotch and goes for a potty break*

2. Alex: Oh the variety of grammar in our wacky, wacky English! All I can say is that a house burns down to the ground and that some might mistake Ear-less for someone without ears. The boxers are ringed in and for me one louse on the head is definitely one too many! In terms of filled in and filled out...all I know is that being a 34B I'm more like the former than the latter lol.

3. Neuken: That's not a too personal question! I think the significant part of making love is being able to read the other person. Sometimes I'm in the mood for a quickie - a slam-bam affair. Other times I want to spend just hours on foreplay leading up to a wonderful orgasm. Mostly it's that communication between partners - both verbal and non-verbal. Get to know each other's moods and rhythms; don't be shy about asking what your partner likes and dislikes. My favorite style of sex is what I usually enjoy....but I also like variations on a theme so that there's a bit of spice! (btw, favorite style being someone taking their time eating me out while they tease my rear and breasts). Does that help??

 

[neuken]

Love to eat

Thanks Liz for the reply. Eating is my favorite thing during sex.

The first sex I had with Mary was in a motel room on the beach in Galveston. I ate her pussy long and wet and soft or hard, until she had a nice orgasm. She said: "Well at least you know how to eat pussy". The girl in the other bed said: "Cut it out y'all will ya, I am trying to go to sleep!".

 

[lizthewizz2000]

Hee hee hee...I wonder if that roomie had already "finished" herself while listening to you two go on forever!

Liz