Have our language skills eroded so badly that...

[4est_4est_Gump]

We will call something on wheels...



A hover_____?

Is my F150 now a hover truck?

 

[miles]

Have'nt you're langwich skills got better?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

wll snc i bgn txtn

 

[miles]

2 kool fer skool.

 

[PoppingTom]

English isn't a language, it only pretends to be.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

2 mny ltrs

f4u

Here's your diploma!

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

English isn't a language, it only pretends to be.

Germans aren't peaceful, they only pretend to be...

How many this time?

12 mil?

 

[miles]

Germans aren't peaceful, they only pretend to be...

How many this time?

12 mil?

Fkin h8ter!

 

[just pet]

Got milk?

And other "nails on a chalkboard" irritants

Though I do appreciate a healthy dangling participle once in a while

 

[miles]

Though I do appreciate a healthy dangling participle once in a while

My participle has been dangling for years.

 

[just pet]

My participle has been dangling for years.

Curse gravity

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Mine has its ups and downs...

 

[miles]

Curse gravity

Gravity is overrated.

 

[miles]

Mine has its ups and downs...

Got a prescription for that, huh?

 

[PoppingTom]

Germans aren't peaceful, they only pretend to be...

But we're good at it, aren't we?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Got a prescription for that, huh?

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