Have I TOTALLY lost it for signing up here?

[bog]

I will admit to using pornographic material to get off on. But it has always been a secret art of my life that I don't go telling the world about. It isn't exactly good for ones image when they start wearing a sign saying "Hey, I flog the 'ol dolphin while staring at a computer screen every night!"

I have just enjoyed reading another story at this site. Personally I think its is a great site, a mass of stories, and they are all free! You'll have to thank the greenguy for directing me here in the first place.

I am a net freak that is all over the place, but NEVER would I think I would find myself 'out in the open' in one of these sorts of sites.

Strange, isn't it?

Well there is the introduction over, I am bog... blah blah blah.

So what do you guys talk about on this BBS? Star wars?

 

[Merelan]

First off, welcome. Welcome and a word of warning. You are now entering an addictive site. There is no cure, no 12 step program. No Richard Simmons or Montel to help, though Jerry puts in an appearance every so often.
Secondly, what do we discuss? Anything and everything. Heck the other day we had a discussion about insect sex. Politics, laws, gripes, happy times, music and sex. Yes, we do eventually discuss sex. In all it's myriad of flavours.
Be patient, be kind, don't kick the dog and we are all set to get to know you better.
Okay, for your welcoming party. Wine, beer, soda, cheese, ice cream.... there's a pool, with our own lifeguard. Watch out for the kiddie part though, for some reason it is sometimes yellow.
Thirdly, you need to go post on the brief description thread. it is a rule here.
Shhh. Don't tell him. Hahahahahaha.............

Seriously, be prepared to give in to your deepest desires, fantasies.

Oh, and your laundry,housework, personal life, family life, even work will suffer, but who really cares about that.
All is Lit... All is Lit... All is Lit.......

 

[Closet Desire]

Oh...

...I don't know about that.

My life didn't get really interesting until I started being open about saying "Yeah, I publish erotica." You may find, as I did, that it's on everyone's mind. Our friends borrow our books, our videos, and now even help proofread our own stories.

My new rule in life is this...if you don't approve of what I do, don't bother being my friend.

PS--I have lots of friends.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Hi and welcome.

Seeing that you are a little self concious about it...we won't make you wear the dolphin flogging sign until next week. We truly are a kind and generous lot here.

If there is anything any of us can do to make you feel more comfortable, feel free to let us know. That doesn't mean we will do it...more likely we will make fun of you for asking, but it adds to our entertainment value and that's what it's really all about.

JOKE....that was a joke. Hop in...tell us all your deepest darkest secrets and you will get along just fine.

 

[teresafannin]

Welcome, this is a great place, lots of interesting people & we talk about everything. Don't be shy, this site is much more than a porn site. The stories are excellent & the chat room is fun, but the BB is my favorite place to hang out. We may not always agree, but I love the wide variety of topics here. Enjoy!

 

[Cheyenne]

Welcome! Hey, did you see this morning's thread about How Big Are You? Might be a good place for you to jump right in to participate in the board! You and your dolphin that is.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I'm telling your mother. LOL

 

[Merelan]

Dixon does whose mother?

 

[#1derfulGuy]

Yeah, pretty much.

 

[*Jennifer-In-Flares*]

hey bog if you've lost it then i'm a complete madwoman cause i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE this place. *jenny*

 

[JadedHeart]

You'll have to thank the greenguy for directing me here in the first place.

greenguy???

 

[R Nitelight]

JadedHeart

You'll have to thank the greenguy for directing me here in the first place.

greenguy???

Lou Ferrigno?

 

[Juliangel]

Re: JadedHeart

Lou Ferrigno?[/B]

I loved The Incredible Hulk.

 

[Todd]

no greenguys linkorama has this site posted and posts it several times a week in his updates

 

[Feisty1]

wowza

the greenguy pointed me here as well....

PS. hiya, Bog!

 

[R Nitelight]

Todd

no greenguys linkorama has this site posted and posts it several times a week in his updates

I didn't really think it was Lou Ferrigno, you know.....

 

[Amadeus]

Here, someone might ask you to define Pornography. Hope you have a good answer.

If you have imagination, you will probably like it if not, probably not.

Lose the sign and try to limit phrases like "flog the _____" which is probably more used on other boards.

Otherwise, welcome, and enjoy!

 

[Todd]

well excuse me for answering a thread you posted on, I will go back out and crawl under a rock. sorry for living but the graveyard is full

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[R Nitelight]

Todd

Oh, get back here....

 

[Juliangel]

Todd - why are you still listed as Virgin?

Laurel let him keep Virgin as his title.

 

[Todd]

Todd - why are you still listed as Virgin?

Cause I haven't had sex yet!!!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Todd]

Well I believe in truth in packaging

 

[R Nitelight]

Sweets

Do you hear me shouting my virginity from the rooftops? Oh, wait. Don't answer that.

I heard someone shouting it. I just didn't know it was you....