Have a penis? You may want to read this.

[islandman]

Zip-related genital injuries' send thousands of men to ER each year

I thought it was just me. But according to a study published this month in the British Journal of Urology International by a University of California San Francisco urology resident named Herman Singh Bagga, an estimated 17,616 people wound up in U.S. emergency rooms between 2002 and 2012 because they caught their genitals, almost always penises, in zippers.

If you’re giggling right now, you’ve never done it.

And you’ve probably done it. Zipper injuries are the single most common cause of penile injury in adult men reporting to emergency rooms, Bagga explained in an interview, followed by bicycles. (In small boys, the most common cause of penile injury is a toilet seat slamming down when the child is urinating – “you’d be surprised how many little boys rest their penises on the rim,” Bagga said -- followed by zippers.)


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Wear underwear....feh!

 

[mark197205]

Never happened to me, and I rarely (read ever) wear underwear. Button fly ftw.

 

[pointless]

tuck first then zip, you fools.

and of course i've done it. the head hurts the worst. i'll admit it, i screamed every single time i've nicked it zipping up. i've also cut my sack open shaving. that was scary. luckily the junk heals like super fast.

 

[blackleggings]

Underwear is for pussies.

But oh god, the whole toilet slamming thing just makes me cringe for you guys.

 

[pointless]

Never happened to me, and I rarely (read ever) wear underwear. Button fly ftw.

you ever underwear? what?

 

[pointless]

Underwear is for pussies.

But oh god, the whole toilet slamming thing just makes me cringe for you guys.

underwear is for people who don't want to smell like ball sweat.

 

[mark197205]

you ever underwear? what?

You're missing out a word there. That be what confuses ye.

 

[islandman]

underwear is for people who don't want to smell like ball sweat.

Thought daily showers were for that.

 

[islandman]

Underwear is for pussies.

So, for women only?

I'd have to say sometimes yes and other times no.

 

[lovetoread]

Undies keeps what ever may come out of the nether regions from getting on things.

 

[pointless]

showers don't wick away sweat as it appears. they just wash away what's there at the time of your shower.

 

[islandman]

showers don't wick away sweat as it appears. they just wash away what's there at the time of your shower.

Fine.

Some of us just aren't as stinky as others.

 

[blackleggings]

Undies keeps what ever may come out of the nether regions from getting on things.

And from random things going in.

 

[blackleggings]

So, for women only?

I'd have to say sometimes yes and other times no.

We're classy. It's either panties or no panties. Not underwear.

 

[Riles]

I have no penis but this is now part of the reason I like button fly.

 

[islandman]

I have no penis but this is now part of the reason I like button fly.

Beg pardon?

 

[islandman]

We're classy. It's either panties or no panties. Not underwear.

Fair point.

I stand corrected.

 

[Corbal]

Never happened to me, and I rarely (read ever) wear underwear. Button fly ftw.

Comparison studies should not be ruled out for more objective evidence.

Cock Size vs. Incidence of Zipped-Cock

Under 5, clear of fly.

 

[Riles]

Beg pardon?

Something confused you?

 

[Wrong Element]

Stepping on the damn thing--now that's what really hurts.

 

[islandman]

Something confused you?

Yes.

You said you have no penis, yet "this" was now part of the reason you like button fly.

But if you have no penis, why would "this" be a factor?

 

[Adre]

Quite a few ladies weighing in on a have a penis thread.

 

[Wings]

Try catching a clit ring in a zipper. It's not fun for either sex.

 

[fluffPE]

We're classy. It's either panties or no panties. Not underwear.

Who's We?

 

[islandman]

Try catching a clit ring in a zipper. It's not fun for either sex.

Males cannot have clit rings.

What are you women smoking today????