Hating the French and Loving it

[Guest]

The French are Fridays farts at a Saturday market

 

[Guest]

"It is important that the French have always been there when they needed us" Alan Kent

 

[Guest]

" What do you expect from a cuture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?"---Dennis Miller

 

[Guest]

The last time the French though peace could be made was when Nazi Germany was entering Paris

 

[bluespoke]

Subject: A soldier, a train and one FRENCH woman

The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged French lady and was being used by her little dog.

The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"

The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fifi is using that seat?"

The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but
after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.

Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."

The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant".

Imagine!

The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.

The women shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.

An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.

And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

 

[Guest]

Subject: A soldier, a train and one FRENCH woman

The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged French lady and was being used by her little dog.

The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"

The French woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my Little Fifi is using that seat?"

The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but
after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog.

Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired."

The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant".

Imagine!

The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.

The women shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.

An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road.

And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

LOL

that is good

 

[Guest]

"The last time the French asked for `More Proof' it came marching into Paris under a German Flag"----David Letterman

 

[Monazwx]

LOL

that is good

Touche.

 

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[sunstruck]

Hatred: it's the American way.

 

[Ishmael]

The fact that the roads leading to Bhagdad are littered with Iraqi uniforms, boots, and weapons should be taken as proof that the French really did train the Iraqi army.

Ishmael

 

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[Guest]

"Going to war without France is like going duck hunting without your accordian"---Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld

 

[celiaKitten]

Hatred: it's the American way.

one of us .. one of us ..

Glad I'm not the only person who cringed at the title.

 

[Ishmael]

"I'd rather have five German divisions in front of me than one French division behind me." Gen. George C. Patton

Ishmael

 

[Guest]

Liberty is ancient

It is despotism that is new-----French proverb

 

[Ishmael]

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these
drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by
prostitutes." ---Mark Twain

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
---Rush Limbaugh

Ishmael

 

[Guest]

"As far as I'm concerned war always means failure for France"-----French President Jacques Chirac

 

[Ishmael]

"Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France." -- Anonymous

Ishmael

 

[Guest]

"Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser has to keep France." -- Anonymous

Ishmael

LOL

You stole my line
that was my next one

 

[Guest]

Later all

With Ish typing he can out type me

So Ish I leave this in your good hands

 

[PixieSteph]

An editorial in the Toronto Star this week basically said that Americans don't even realize they only have one major ally on their side for this war and they've got a lonely road ahead. Making fun of France doesn't make you any friends in the international community.