Has anyone noticed...?

MunchinMark

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That in any public place, the last person in any row is the least attractive?

This amazingly works anywhere from the local bar to miss World. And is unaffected by gender.

Does anyone else have any observations about human behaviour that would fit into a thread like this? Then bring it on!
 
Here's another one...

The women with the big hair and the men wearing hats MUST always sit in the middle of the movie theatres or auditoriums. I think it's Rule #135567.:)
 
The Inverse Law of the Deli

the person who had a watercress sandwich for lunch stands 3 feet away from you when conversing, He who had the Limburger, Anchove and Onion is stepping on your toes.
 
MunchinMark said:
That in any public place, the last person in any row is the least attractive?

Well, that's a relief. I am never the last person in the row in public places.
 
People with bad breath suddenly develope a vocabulary full of H words.
 
When one is in a real hurry (dinner guests arriving and the shopping not done), people always seem to be between one and whatever grocery item one is trying to select.

Yesterday, I swear the same two people raced me all over Ralphs, planting themselves between me and the meat, vegetables, broth, bread and wine. Then they raced me for the checkout, but I won that.
 
"That in any public place, the last person in any row is the least attractive?"
Damn...
But, but... I like being last.
 
I learned this one at my old job. I never knew it to fail.

The likelihood of your boss asking you to stay late at the office is directly proportional to the importance of the appointment you need to keep after work.
 
Oi! Stop Moping!

The whole point of knowing the last in a queue rule, is so's you can stop it being you. Barge if you have to, the rule never lies, since part of attractiveness is confidence. And Tiggs, I've seen photos of you, you aren't bad at all. Certainly not in terms of confidence.
 
it never fails

When there's a call, task, or follow up that you've been putting off and you have to connect with someonelse to complete it, just as the guilt of procrastinating has gotten to you and you're gonna make that final step they call or contact you JUST before you can reach them to find out where you're at, why you haven't followed through etc. then you're comment of "I was just going to call you, finish it, etc....whatever" sounds like pure bullshit
 
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