Has anyone heard a thing from Exp?

[Sparky Kronkite]

Has anyone tried his e-mail? Has he responded at all?

If he might read this - hello dude.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

I lied!~

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

You, you, you......

Liar!

Tell him I said hi.

Don't know some of these other new guys. And probably won't have the time to get to know them. Cutting back you know (read there, too much fucking work).

I don't know all the guys - but seems to me that the "nice, intelligent, relatively normal" category - is a bit thin.

His absence just expands that void.

 

[Earthmuffin]

So he's gone?

I wondered if he'd gotten that promotion or whatever it was. I finally get this over-grown paper weight to behave and now we're one flirtation less? *sigh* n/m me folks I think I'll just pout a minute.

 

[Guest]

Re: You, you, you......

 

[Naked Hunny]

sure he responds to your email!! just kidding!! Give him kisses for me!

 

[Guest]

 

[Juliangel]

Lioness did he mention how his interview on Tuesday went? I talked to him Monday and he was hoping it would go well.

 

[Guest]

 

[Juliangel]

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Ironically, no. He was concerned about the lube I was going to use on him. Water or oil based? [/B][/QUOTE]

LOL Well that is more important

 

[Guest]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

And speaking of water or oil based lubes....

Might you all find as I have that......

For pure slick lubrication I prefer oil - it's nasty, slick and has that aroma that just makes me freakin' hard....

But, but, but........

You don't really want to put your mouth anywhere that it's been - which really fucks things up.

So, you of course go to the water based lube - and, and, and.......

When it only slightly starts to dry - it feels a bit sticky. So, you've got to poor more on - and all of a sudden - when it's over and all have had a fine time.

You've got this big, sticky, gooey, mess to clean up.

Hell, I'd sleep in oil based, post sex, saturated sheets - but not water based.

But you can eat the water based lube.

A major problem of mine.

 

[Guest]

This just in this morning.....

 

[April]

Awww, the poor thing. It makes me feel all maternal and shit! LOL

 

[Guest]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

If ya mail him.....

Tell him to whack off every hour on the hour - take a shot of Dewar's every hour on the hour - and watch lots of Andy Griffith shows.

That will cure anything.

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

Just Visiting

Fuck. And all along I thought Sparky actualy liked me.

Fates worse than death, projectile vomiting of Dewars and Mayberry mania.

Think i'll stick with the spring water Sparky, it hurts less than scotch the second time through.

Adios

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Guest]

Just letting you know....