Has anyone ever killed?

[Guest]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yeah. I killed a troll named Hanns Schmidt.

Tell me I'm "going down."

 

[Guest]

 

[SaucyWench]

I killed a rat once. I'm pretty sure it was intentionally and first-degree murder.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

"New ZAPPY Microwavable Fries! Cooks faster than regular fries because we've replaced the potato with fresh California lard!"

They cut the "yum". Too small town.

 

[sunstruck]

I wish someone credible has asked this question.

 

[Lasz]

I ran over a possum once.

 

[Shaq]

I wish someone credible has asked this question.

I figured you were leading up to it in your execution thread.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Fuck off you shower of cunts

That's really nice imagary.

Thanks.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You're so done, Hanns. When do you start doing skin care infommercials?

 

[Guest]

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

It was a great spot

DCL: "Hey, Cliff! Let's get a burger!"

CLIFF: "Little known fact...Hamburgers don't actually come from Hamburg, German, as is commonly thought, they were actually the invention of a man who wore a Hamburg hat and..."

*BANG*

DCL: "I had to shoot him."

ANNOUNCER: "Remember, guns don't kill people, bar trivia does. Message paid for by the NRA."

 

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[sunstruck]

I figured you were leading up to it in your execution thread.

No, it's a whole different topic.

 

[Shaq]

No, it's a whole different topic.

Why the interest in the penal system lately?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

ahahahah^^^^^Dix cracked a funny

I never understood the ^^^^^^^ things. Are they little arrowheads? Are you an Indian? Dances with Ferrets? What?

 

[sunstruck]

Why the interest in the penal system lately?

Honestly? Law and Order marathon.

What? You were expecting something deeper?


And what does this board have against ferrets anyway? They are adorable and wriggly fun!

 

[Shaq]

Honestly? Law and Order marathon.

What? You were expecting something deeper?


And what does this board have against ferrets anyway? They are adorable and wriggly fun!

I like your answer.

 

[crysede]

You bet! Pyper and I get together every weekend to kill babies, flowers, and little Christian girls.

I'd invite you along, but having a ravishing piece of man-meat like yourself around would inevitably reduce poor Pyper and me to clawing each other's eyeballs out as we fought for the honour of cramming your gargantuan love-sausage down our gullets. I'm sure you understand

 

[Guest]

 

[Trail48]

Yup, coons, rabbits, turkeys, fish, pheasants, quail...ate 'em all too

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

^^^^^^^^^^ Looks stupid.

 

[Guest]

 

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