Has anyone actually gotten lucky
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MatthewVett
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Is it really luck if you go to a business, you give them money, and they give you the service that they provide?
Hey, one time I got lucky at a Burger King. I gave them money, and get this! They gave me a burger! Holy shit, right?
To answer your question, though, I have had a happy ending massage.
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I did, once. Surprised me too, since it wasn't one of "those" massage parlors. The place was a hair place, that also gave massages. Pretty girl in her early twenties. Got a hair cut, a really good massage, and then she took matters in hand at the end.
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They're easy enough to find. If your metro has a free newspaper, check the ads. Happy ending massage parlors always advertise in the free weeklies, for whatever reason. This website is another good resource for whatever you might be looking for: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/
All I can say about my experiences is good thing I wasn't a cop. One masseuse didn't even ask first. She just took matters into her own hand and went for it.
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Save your money do yourself.
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Define "adult orientated business". If an "adult bookstore"/porn shop counts, then yes.
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Find a good book? Or something more..?
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I don't think they even sell books anymore. Magazines, yes. Books? Don't think so...
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Funny story about that. When I was about ten, I started reading a lot of Agatha Christie Nd Erle Stanley Gardner novels. I figured that since those were not usually read by kids, that they were adult books. I called an adult bookstore seeing if they had any books by the "adult" authors I was reading. The guy who answered was nice enough to let me know that they sold different sorts of adult books. He did it it without explaining too deeply what books they sold. Which impressed me when I was older and realized what kind of literature those places sold.
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The thing is that it wasn't one of those types of places. It was a legit hair cut/styling place. When I went back a couple months later, I found out that the girl no longer worked there.
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I have spent a lot of time in strip bars and given a lot of tips to a lot of dancers. The most I ever got in return was a grope of tit and once a grope of pussy. And I never got any contact like that as part of a lap dance. I really don't enjoy the tease at all.
However, I have been to massage parlors a number of times and all but once I got a nice professional handjob, often with a nice grope of asian ass. It was a little scary the first time or two, but usually it was really nice. It often involved a shower. Once it also included a sauna. The pretty asian gal came into the sauna, sat next to me and got my cock nice and hard. Then she let me cool off and then gave me a nice handjob in the massage room on the table.
Most of the time it cost about $50 and involved me stripping and laying face down on a table. Then an asian lady would come in and massage my neck, back, legs and butt. Often she would "accidentally" touch my balls and get a reaction like my cock growing or my hips humping. Then I would turn over and she would massage my chest and shoulders. then came the moment of truth. Sometimes I would have to ask for "a little more". Sometimes she would just do it without prompting. Once she would not do any more.
Usually, she would jerk me off and I would come all over my own chest and belly. The nice part was that she would always clean me up with a warm washcloth. It was always clean and pleasant. Often the lady would smile and even compliment me on my load.
Considering that I never got off at a strip club, but spent hundreds of $$ over the years, I recommend massage places. However, the are illegal and the customers do get "exposed" sometimes.
Side note: Twice I went to a place where they were the ladies were not asian. This place was a "health studio". First you took a shower and then you got a massage (shoulders, back and legs) with oil and then a washcloth with rubbing alcohol to remove the oil. Then I turned over and got massage (shoulders, chest, legs and handjob). Oil and then rubbing alcohol.
One of the "American" girls demanded 100% tip, which I did not have. She gave me a handjob anyway, but had kind of an attitude about it.
Still, overall, it was better than most of my strip club experiences.
However, I have been to massage parlors a number of times and all but once I got a nice professional handjob, often with a nice grope of asian ass. It was a little scary the first time or two, but usually it was really nice. It often involved a shower. Once it also included a sauna. The pretty asian gal came into the sauna, sat next to me and got my cock nice and hard. Then she let me cool off and then gave me a nice handjob in the massage room on the table.
Most of the time it cost about $50 and involved me stripping and laying face down on a table. Then an asian lady would come in and massage my neck, back, legs and butt. Often she would "accidentally" touch my balls and get a reaction like my cock growing or my hips humping. Then I would turn over and she would massage my chest and shoulders. then came the moment of truth. Sometimes I would have to ask for "a little more". Sometimes she would just do it without prompting. Once she would not do any more.
Usually, she would jerk me off and I would come all over my own chest and belly. The nice part was that she would always clean me up with a warm washcloth. It was always clean and pleasant. Often the lady would smile and even compliment me on my load.
Considering that I never got off at a strip club, but spent hundreds of $$ over the years, I recommend massage places. However, the are illegal and the customers do get "exposed" sometimes.
Side note: Twice I went to a place where they were the ladies were not asian. This place was a "health studio". First you took a shower and then you got a massage (shoulders, back and legs) with oil and then a washcloth with rubbing alcohol to remove the oil. Then I turned over and got massage (shoulders, chest, legs and handjob). Oil and then rubbing alcohol.
One of the "American" girls demanded 100% tip, which I did not have. She gave me a handjob anyway, but had kind of an attitude about it.
Still, overall, it was better than most of my strip club experiences.
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