Tmmldr
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Sales were low. Let's face it they were completely dismal. Harry was thinking about closing the shop, and that would put 38 people out of work. But it was close to quitting time, and he figured he'd do the cute little bookkeeper at five minutes after five. She'd developed a pretty healthy appetite for fucking over the last months. They'd started out when he bent her over his desk, then he tried to have her sit on his lap in his desk chair. But it swiveled around and leaned back too far, so that didn't work out too well. In fact, it fell down and broke with them humping away. Then there was the day he'd hid under the desk in her modular partition while she typed and tried to eat her out. But she'd had to move her legs apart so he could get in. She must of looked like she was riding a horse, if anyone'd walked by, and they probably could have seen him too.
Harry had an idea. What if he changed his product lines? What if he built furniture that was perfect for sex? Stuff that would stand up to some serious pounding, but look totally innocent in the office. Or home.
The little bookkeeper wouldn't do for that, he'd need some stronger, bigger women. Maybe even some fatties. And the furniture would have to be designed and made to work not just for fucking, but all other kinds of sex. Male Male, female female, groups....
And every piece would have to be very thoroughly tested....
And they'd have to be warrantied. Just think of the warranty repairs.
"And what were you doing when it broke, Mrs. White? Can you describe it, was it regular sex or oral, anal, man-woman, what positions? We need your help to improve our products. Could you possibly come in tomorrow and take a look at our new designs? Possibly try them out if you like? Yes, we have some....men.....and some women..... available. I know, I know...nobody would want to be unfaithful, I'm sorry you thought I might be suggesting anything like that. It's just that well, we want you and your true love to be happy, and sometimes trying out some of the pieces is the way to see what you like the best. One of the men is very...mmm...stout, if you know what I mean"
He smiled.
Time for a drink.
Harry had an idea. What if he changed his product lines? What if he built furniture that was perfect for sex? Stuff that would stand up to some serious pounding, but look totally innocent in the office. Or home.
The little bookkeeper wouldn't do for that, he'd need some stronger, bigger women. Maybe even some fatties. And the furniture would have to be designed and made to work not just for fucking, but all other kinds of sex. Male Male, female female, groups....
And every piece would have to be very thoroughly tested....
And they'd have to be warrantied. Just think of the warranty repairs.
"And what were you doing when it broke, Mrs. White? Can you describe it, was it regular sex or oral, anal, man-woman, what positions? We need your help to improve our products. Could you possibly come in tomorrow and take a look at our new designs? Possibly try them out if you like? Yes, we have some....men.....and some women..... available. I know, I know...nobody would want to be unfaithful, I'm sorry you thought I might be suggesting anything like that. It's just that well, we want you and your true love to be happy, and sometimes trying out some of the pieces is the way to see what you like the best. One of the men is very...mmm...stout, if you know what I mean"
He smiled.
Time for a drink.
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