Harry Potter and the Whore-Crux

[HookerBoots]

Yes, I know there's already a HP thread out there. But they have a lot of people already, and I promise we'll have a good plot (not that theirs isn't, and I came up with out plot myself so of course I think it's good, but . . . anyway).

A brief overview of the plot: A few years after Voldemort's defeat, it is discovered that there is one more horcrux that has to be destroyed or he will rise again - again (more lives than a cat, that Dark Lord). In order to destroy the horcrux, Harry finds out that he must have sex - lots of it (don't make faces, trust me!). The rest . . . will be revealed as the story goes. *mysterious face*

Characters: Strictly canon characters PLEASE. In other words, I'm sure your fanfic originals are great, but that's not what we need. Also NO ONE WHO DIED IN BOOK SEVEN (AKA You should have read the final book before starting here). Right now, we need a few majors, and minor characters can pop in (other students, teachers, even ghosts if you like) but before the thread gets going there are slots that need to be filled. PM me to join, because we'd like to get some good writing in here as well as . . . you know, lots of sex

Harry Potter: DemonGSides
Hermione Granger: HookerBoots
Ron Weasley: Twilight10
Ginny Weasley: Candywine
Luna Lovegood: lost_pirate
Neville Longbottom: BRIGHTWELL
Dean Thomas: dukelover12
George Weasley: Blueside
Cho Chang: RebeccaRose

 

[HookerBoots]

All right, since we've got plenty of people (but no Neville, come on! Someone has to want to be Neville!), I'll start IC now. I'll start off with a sort of intro post, and I'd like to let everyone post an intro, just to let us know what your version of your character is like, what everyone's doing when the whole thing starts. Sound good? Good.

IC:
Was there no end to the useless crap Sirius kept in his house? Hermione thought as she pitched another handful of moth-eaten, wadded-up fabric out of a closet and into a bag. She started to mutter under her breath, "Bloody packrat, couldn't throw out - OH!" Her hands moved around something flat, square, and leather.

She pulled out a book, but was disappointed to see that it wasn't an actual book, just a journal. That was still excellent, but she wasn't certain how useful it would be.

All thoughts of cleaning forgotten, she sat back on her heels and opened the cover carefully. Elegant script in the center of the first page declared: This is the Private Journal of Regulus Arcturus Black.

Hermione felt a chill go down her spine as she realized this may have been the last thing the former Death Eater ever wrote, and would be a great view into the psyche of someone who embraced the Dark Arts. Settling down more, leaning back against the wall, she started to read about a young pure-blood boy's first days at Hogwarts.

 

[BRIGHTWELL]

sure...ok

OCC:

I'll take Neville Longbottom. I have wrote with most of you all. Count me in.

 

[Candywine]

Ginny was running late, she was supposed to help Hermione clean up Harry's place today, but her healer training had kept her busy and longer than she thought. She popped into #12 Grimmauld place to see if Mione was still there. She called out. "Hey Mione, you still around, or have you given up on me?" She went to look for her long time friend, in hopes that she was around, and didn't leave her to clean up by herself.

 

[dukelover12]

Dean Thomas had just got home from Healer Training and was looking through his old school things. He found the beat up pair of robes from the night of Hogwarts final battle against Voldemort, when Harry had vanquished the dark lord for good. Something fell out of the pocket of the robes and rolled onto the floor. Reaching down he noticed it was the coin that the D.A. had used to communicate. He put it in his pocket, just for old times sake. He figured that Neville and Luna still had theirs. After all the D.A. had pretty much become the next Order of the Pheonix.
He grabbed his wand and headed to work. Dean had become more of a sensible person since graduation from Hogwarts, but he still had some of his old qualities of spur of the moment things, and sudden outbursts. He hadn't seen Harry and Ron since last year. While they may not have been best friends they had been reasonably close since they shared a dormitory and had many classes together. He had seen Ginny at healer training. He hadn't yet gotten to talk to her but he will if the chance arises. Not that he was still jealous, he had gotten over that a long time ago, but just as an old friend. He wasn't sure if he wanted to be a healer but it couldn't hurt to try it out for a bit. After all that was what his family wanted. Dean than left his house to go for a drink with his best friend Seamus Finnigan.

 

[lost_pirate]

Luna had a long day today. After all it was not easy running a magazine as popular as the Quibbler that her father had now entrusted to her to run. He wanted to take some time to find newer and rare creatures. He kept writing to her though. After all, just a day back he had written to her when he had found the really rare creature Blibbering Humdingers. She had decided to put that into the next issue of the Quibbler. she even had a headline in mind. "Renowned adventuror Xenophilius finds proof of existense of Blibbering Humdingers"

Of course she would still leave some space for Ministry news. She had to. Harry didnt like it much when she used all magazine space for the "news too exciting for boring people". And Harry was a friend whose opinion mattered a lot to Luna. She pushed her quill to the side and stopped writing the note. She had to get ready to go to #12 Grimmauld Place today. She had promised Hermione she would help her clean up the place for the Dumbledore's army re-union.

She started getting ready, and then apparated just outside #12 Grimmauld Place. She knocked waiting for Hermione.

 

[Candywine]

Ginny was having problems finding Hermione at this time, but since she was near the front door when the knock came, she looked through the peephole and smile. "Password." She called out, knowing that if this was really Luna, she would know it, and be happy to give it.

 

[lost_pirate]

She heard a voice that sounded like Ginny's. So she was already here? She smiled when Ginny asked for the password. "Really Ginny, he is really dead. You know Harry killed him. Arent you being paranoid? But if you really want me to, its Padfoot."

She said, waiting for her to open the door for her.

 

[Candywine]

"Sorry Luna, just habit I guess." Ginny said as she opened the door for her long time friend, giving her a huge hug. "How is the magazine doing Luna?"

 

[DemonGSides]

((Ahhh....))

The final battle was over.

It truly was.

But why did it seem that his scar still hurt?

Harry was one of the last to arrive at his own house, entitled unto him by Sirius...

Sirius...

Harry rubbed his forehead, but continued on his way anyways. It took only a little time before he came upon the 'estate'. He opened the door, and walked in, to see Ginny and Luna both standing in the hallway, hugging. Although not personally attracted to Luna normally, something about her and Ginny together...

(Sorrz for the short post... I actually have to go finish reading the last book!)

 

[Candywine]

Ginny smiled at Harry as he walked in. She ran up to him and wrapped her arms around him, giving him a kiss. "Hey Harry, so great to see you again, everything all right?" She looked into his eyes, wondering what his thoughts were.

 

[DemonGSides]

Ginny smiled at Harry as he walked in. She ran up to him and wrapped her arms around him, giving him a kiss. "Hey Harry, so great to see you again, everything all right?" She looked into his eyes, wondering what his thoughts were.

~Oh God...

Oh God...

She kissed me.

And she's hugging me... Keep, it... down....~

He hugged her back, feeling her wet kiss upon his cheek, his spirits instantly lifted. He had forgotten how much he had truly loved this girl, and all the quiet times in the corners of Hogwarts that he had spent with her...

"Really, its nothing... I just... I dunno. How are you Ginny? And you Luna? I've been reading the paper... Very good stuff in it...

 

[HookerBoots]

Hermione heard noises from downstairs and glanced up from Regulus's journal, eye wide. The writing was so interesting that she had lost track of time, and it was so disturbing that she was almost frightened to head downstairs until she remembered that Luna and Ginny were supposed to come help her clean today.

She marked her place in the journal with a finger and headed for the stairs, brushing dust and cobwebs off her jeans as she went. She saw the group in the entryway - and thank Merlin they'd gotten that hideous portrait of Mrs. Black off the walls at last - and smiled as she went down the stairs.

"Hi everyone! I'm sorry I didn't hear you come in, I was . . . " she held up the journal, "well, you know." She smiled a little sheepishly and shrugged.

 

[Candywine]

" I am fine, training has been hell, but you know how that is. So you hear to help clean this place up, or you just here to see pretty ole me." She grinned as she wrapped her arms around his waist with a grin.

 

[lost_pirate]

Luna returned Ginny's hug, glad to be with friends again. She looked on as Harry came in. She knew Harry had a thing for Ginny, and she did not mind. She and Harry had been good friends, and she liked having Harry around.

"Hi Harry. Thanks, just following your advice on the Quibbler. The next issue will have a lot of common news as well. Though I will discuss the Blibbering Humdingers that dad found as well. Interesting creatures those."

And the she waited and watched quitely as Harry and Ginny hugged. She looked into the house and called out to Hermione. "Hermione, where are you?"

 

[dukelover12]

Dean was sitting in the bar quite bored and a little tipsy. His friend Seamus had brought along his girlfriend and they were now kissing passionately. Dean looked around but did not see any remotely attractive girls.
"im out seamus" he said. His friend gave a weak thumbs up and continued his kiss with his girlfriend. Dean had been so busy lately, but now he finally had free time and he wished he didn't. Quite frankly he was bored and lonely. He hadn't seen anyone from Hogwarts beside Ginny and Seamus and he missed his other friends. But he had no way to get in contact with them,unless...
But his thoughts were inerrupted as a warmth bit into his side. He reached into his pocket and pulled out the warm D.A. Galleon. He read the date and was thoroughly confused. Voldemort was dead, so why have a meeting? But than he noticed the words around the coin had changed. They read
"D.A. Reunion!" Dean was thouroughly excited. Than he remembered what he was thinking. He could send a patronus to Hermione(because she controlled the coins) to tell her he would go.
(OOC: Does anyone remember reading what Dean's patronus was? i dont remember if it ever said?)

 

[DemonGSides]

Hermoine floated down the stairs almost as though it was natural for her to ascend and descend without moving. Yet, Harry's focus was driven to Ginny as she wrapped her arms around his waist.

Well, hello then...

He blushed slightly, and then, hearing Luna speak after Hermoine, not realizing she was directly behind her, he spoke,

"Hi, Hermoine...

And of course I"m here to help... it is my house Ginny...

And Luna... She's right behind you."

 

[lost_pirate]

Luna looked at Hermione coming over, dusting herself."You didnt think we would come did you? started cleaning already, i see."

And she looked around and said "When are others coming? And where's Ron?" when she saw Hermione look a bit oddly she quickly added "And others too?"

OOC: i dont think his patronus is mentioned anywhere. i looked up online for all known patronuses too, and he didnt show up. feel free to invent. CrumpleHorned Snorcack?

 

[HookerBoots]

Hermione laughed. "You said you'd come, Luna, so I knew you would. But there is just so much that needs doing," she said as she shot a pointed look at Harry. "How did you manage to live here for this long without cleaning it?"

She rolled her shoulders uncomfortably at the mention of Ron. "Everyone else should be coming, at least for the party. I, um, haven't heard from Ron in a few days, so I'm not sure where he is."

Tossing her cloud of brown hair over her shoulder, she smiled. "And I hate to break up the mini-reunion, but we have to get started cleaning." She stretched her arms over head and shook her head. "We could always have tea first, though."

 

[dukelover12]

Dean was so excited he was going to cast his patronus right there. But than he realized he was on a street full of Muggles. He walked down an alley and than apparated to the doorstep of his new home. He had bought an apartment in london with some of the money his parents gave him upon graduating. They gave him quite a lot and galleons were worth a lot in muggle money. Of course he had to change the coins a bit so that the muggles could not read the words on them but they were still gold. Once inside he quickly shouted "EXPECTO PATRONUM ". A beautiful and strong-looking panther erupted from the tip of his mahogany wand. It turned around to face him.
"i want you to find Hermione Granger and tell her i will be attending the reunion and to let me know if they need help with setting up or anything."
For a moment his patronus just stood there and he thought he had done something wrong. Than it turned and ran toward the door where it vanished. He hoped this worked. He could have just sent his owl, Marzipan, but she could take much longer to find Hermione. So he sat back and began to transfigure his couch out of boredom.

 

[DemonGSides]

Hermione laughed. "You said you'd come, Luna, so I knew you would. But there is just so much that needs doing," she said as she shot a pointed look at Harry. "How did you manage to live here for this long without cleaning it?"

She rolled her shoulders uncomfortably at the mention of Ron. "Everyone else should be coming, at least for the party. I, um, haven't heard from Ron in a few days, so I'm not sure where he is."

Tossing her cloud of brown hair over her shoulder, she smiled. "And I hate to break up the mini-reunion, but we have to get started cleaning." She stretched her arms over head and shook her head. "We could always have tea first, though."

With Ginny's arms still wrapped firmly about his waist, and he barely keeping control of his... 'wand', Harry spoke first.

"Tea sounds fine"

He pried Ginny off of him, even though he would've loved to have taken her right then and there, and made towards the kitchen. He wondered about Kreacher...

 

[lost_pirate]

Just as they started moving towards the kitchen, Dean's patronus came in and delivered his message. Luna looked at Hermione, as she wasnt sure what Hermione had planned.

"Better call him over I say. Get him working" she said.

 

[HookerBoots]

Hermione nodded and cast her own Patronus charm, sending her otter with the message "Brilliant to hear from you, come to #12 Grimmauld Place to help us set up!" As the silvery creature darted away, she looked at everyone else with a smile. "Tea, then."

She poked her head into the kitchen where Kreacher was busily scrubbing the counter. "Kreacher, would you please make tea for us? And some of your tarts would be marvelous." The house elf nodded and went to work fixing it. She watched with a concerned look. "Do you need any help? I'd be more than happy to . . . "

"Not at all, Miss," croaked the old elf. "Kreacher will do it all, it's no trouble."

"All right," she said reluctantly, pulling her head back around the doorway. "Let's settle in the parlor?"

 

[DemonGSides]

Harry watched the two patronus, one from Dean, the other from Hermoine. He remembered overhearing Dean with the goblins... A worse off time, when he and Ron had their row...

Instead of dawdling on the past, he made his way to the parlour, and took a seat. Dust shot upwards, and then began to settle back down as he fell into his seat.

The other girls followed in behind him, and it was then that he realized something was amiss... The overbearing feminism in the room was almost too much for him to handle. 3 Women, and then just him.. *Gulp*

 

[dukelover12]

Dean watched with delight as the otter soared in , danced about a little and delivered its message. Grimmauld Place! That was just around the corner! To think that his friends had been so close all this time and that he hadn't seen them was astonishing. He quickly threw on a coat and walked out of the house. He could of Apparated but he found the feeling quite unpleasant and after all it was only a 3 minute walk. He reached number 11 Grimmauld Place. He looked next to it and saw # 13. Trust the D.A. to have a hidden and enchanted house. He cast another patronus and asked it to tell someone to let him in. it dissapeared and he settled down to wait.