Harem?

[LostGirlTink]

Will Trum have me deported or will he put me in a cage?

Depends.
Possibly both.
Unless you’re white then you’re potentially safe unless you happen to be female, LGBTQA, disabled or poor.
Then you might still end up deported to a country you’ve never lived in or put in a cage. Or maybe you’ll be “moved” with no record of where you went. It’s basically Russian roulette. (See what I did there?)



Wait... someone will bitch that this isn’t a fun post in a minute so...


Boobs!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Depends.
Possibly both.
Unless you’re white then you’re potentially safe unless you happen to be female, LGBTQA, disabled or poor.
Then you might still end up deported to a country you’ve never lived in or put in a cage. Or maybe you’ll be “moved” with no record of where you went. It’s basically Russian roulette. (See what I did there?)



Wait... someone will bitch that this isn’t a fun post in a minute so...


Boobs!

Nice recovery. Fun post!

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Disability? I don’t think he’s quite that hung

I just spat my coffee across my keyboard literally

 

[tnman03]

I'm Canadian. American paperwork scares me. Should I get a lawyer to look at the contract before I sign anything. How will this affect my taxes?

Just make sure the contracts of a private under the table and smile pleasing one with no one government-related involved. That way its all satisfaction without any complications.

Will Trump have me deported or will he put me in a cage?

Nah, just maintain your Canadianinsims while crossing back and forth at the border. A little known fact is that Americans admire Canadians a lot more than Canadians admire us. So you'll be good to go.

 

[ydahecnot]

As long as you’re not Somalian, you should be fine

 

[Shi_One81]

But what if I cut my finger or choke on one of those grapes. Every Canadian's worst nightmare is needing to go to the hospital in the US. I'm almost done paying my mortgage. I don't want to have to remortgage the house in order to get a suture

You could always cage dance in one of Trump’s cages if all else fails lol

 

[lacandy]

While I don’t think I could do the whole Harem thing (I would spend all my time getting worked up over which one he was Hareming with...haha), can I be the one who organizes the schedule? I’m really good with that kind of thing.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

So if you are a lady and post in the thread is that a yes, a maybe, or a one in a million chance?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Not in a million.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

Not in a million.

Of course from you.

 

[TTawhere]

I think there still needs to be an interview

I think he’s hoping it will be more of an oral exam.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I think there still needs to be an interview

We could have tryouts

 

[LostGirlTink]

So if you are a lady and post in the thread is that a yes, a maybe, or a one in a million chance?

I’m only using it to further my liberal agenda

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I’m only using it to further my liberal agenda

According to the rule book, page 348, section C, line 4, liberal agenda is not a valid option

 

[DDBustyBrit]

I’m only here for the free entertainment thanks

 

[LostGirlTink]

According to the rule book, page 348, section C, line 4, liberal agenda is not a valid option

I mean... it’s not personal but it’s the only option
Ironically considering he’s poly...my rule is ... I don’t share

Have fun kids.

 

[Shi_One81]

I’m only here for the free entertainment thanks

I made popcorn. Want some?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Just make sure their "time of the month" are staggered. I don't think you'll want to be dealing with your harem who are all cranky at the same time.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Of course from you.

You expected no less.

 

[DDBustyBrit]

I made popcorn. Want some?

There’s nothing quite like being the Ex in this situ, I could say so much but then again best not however the entertainment factor is huge

Yes I’ll take popcorn as I already wasted some perfectly good coffee my friend!

 

[SassySheDevil]

Just make sure their "time of the month" are staggered. I don't think you'll want to be dealing with your harem who are all cranky at the same time.

You know that when women live together, or start spending a lot of time together, their cycles start syncing up.. Right?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

What are you trying to say? You can't deal with cranky? Oh no, the woman have little cramps, why can't they just get over it. Over it? I'll give you over it!

Well, if a man is any smart, this should be one of the things he learns NOT to do & instead gives the woman whatever space she needs.

And anyway, telling a woman to "get over it" is like telling the sun to go rise in the east & set in the west.

 

[TTawhere]

Disability? I don’t think he’s quite that hung

Does this mean that the oral exam is going to be short?

Perhaps in more ways than one?

 

[DDBustyBrit]

Does this mean that the oral exam is going to be short?

Perhaps in more ways than one?

:::clearsthroat::

Ahem - who the hell let you out of your Stable?!!

I’d get back in smartish dude, trust me there are plenty of applicants! take a look at the first page of this thread, one even tried to pull me on my Ex’s thread, I had to bloody apologize!!

 

[TTawhere]

:::clearsthroat::

Ahem - who the hell let you out of your Stable?!!

I’d get back in smartish dude, trust me there are plenty of applicants! take a look at the first page of this thread, one even tried to pull me on my Ex’s thread, I had to bloody apologize!!

Oh, wild horses, don’tcha know.

Don’t always take well.