Harem Membership

[Marxist]

If you've ever been, currently are, or want to be a member of my harem, please sign in here.

We're having a membership drive and we need to finish our club taxes. Two birds, one stone.

Thanks.

 

[Angel]

Perks?

 

[Marxist]

Perks?

What about her?

That bitch stole most of my womens and I don't speak to her.

 

[Angel]

I hate you so fucking much.

 

[Marxist]

I hate you so fucking much.

I see you're conflicted. Do you wanna sign up or what?

 

[Angel]

I see you're conflicted. Do you wanna sign up or what?

I can't. I'm bitter over never getting credit for the microchocopenis thing.

 

[estevie]

I do recall escaping from the basement. Does that make me a harem member? Or just lucky?

 

[Marxist]

I do recall escaping from the basement. Does that make me a harem member? Or just lucky?

It makes you a fugitive.


And Angel, you did coin the phrase. Be my valentine?

 

[Angel]

Milk chocolate or Dark?

 

[Jim_Henson]

Come on black boy, you know you need me

 

[Marxist]

Come on black boy, you know you need me

International memberships ARE available.


Angel: Mocha

 

[Angel]

Mocha

I prefer Grande but I suppose I can settle.

Nite

 

[estevie]

It makes you a fugitive.

Ohh ho ho, watch me flee. Ha ha ha, you'll never catch me.



K, I need some more coffee.

 

[Marxist]

I prefer Grande but I suppose I can settle.

Nite

It's 7 AM!

Are you a vampire?

 

[Jim_Henson]

Yes, its 11PM here

Course its only coming on 4 for her nowadays...

 

[Marxist]

...the pledge drive continues....

 

[glamorilla]

if the guy in your last av secretly was you sign me up!!!

 

[Minkey Boodle]

bean pie?

 

[Marxist]

if the guy in your last av secretly was you sign me up!!!

It was weird. He kinda looked like me but hopefully I look younger and a little more studly.

I'm not sure about your application, what did you put down under "sex?"

 

[glamorilla]

yes.

 

[Rubyfruit]

What are the benefits? Medical and dental?

I don't work weekends or holidays, but I can start immediately.

 

[Marxist]

yes.

OK, but only one gay guy in my harem. We needed someone to make the girls' belly dancer costumes anyway.

BTW--Wear the wig.

 

[Marxist]

What are the benefits? Medical and dental?

I don't work weekends or holidays, but I can start immediately.

Bottom line: You get the love and affection that you deserve.

 

[Marxist]

bean pie?

no pet names in public....i thought we agreed to that

 

[bluemuse]

Bottom line: You get the love and affection that you deserve.

Yeah........when it's your turn. What do you offer the girls for all of the down time? Do you have a massage therapist on staff?