Hardware Store

sirhugs

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the potential for punny use of tool references is compelling....stop me before I pun again...please
 
Oh, yes. The straightforward play of the word "tool"... and then there's screwdriver, nuts, power tools, screws, knobs, nails....

Beyond the punny, it might make an interesting setting simply because of such ready access to rope and cable and other things to be used in bondage. Hmmm....

If you're feeling punny, there's also the realm of the other kind of hardware; computer. The possibilities of playing with the word "dongle" are amusing..
 
As with the headline in the proverbial local newspaper after a lunatic had escaped and had indulged in robotic sex with a launderette:

Nut bolts, screws washer.
 
hmm sex in a hardware store?

could happen, i'm thinking maybe an incest story the hardware store being owned by a family and the brother in law and the younger sister get hot and heavy after the store closes....(ponders idea)

What do y'all think?:)
 
Re: hmm sex in a hardware store?

Bizkit_Writer said:
could happen, i'm thinking maybe an incest story the hardware store being owned by a family and the brother in law and the younger sister get hot and heavy after the store closes....(ponders idea)

What do y'all think?:)

maybe she foolishly wears a short skirt and has to go up a ladder to put some stock away up high?
 
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